Oakes (13021) - Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA - FEB 5, 2015
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Un refresco, por favor. Ok, i’ll take this agua mineral instead. Literally smells and tastes of nothing.
crossovert (8330) - Illinois, USA - JAN 17, 2015
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
UPDATED: JAN 18, 2015 355ml twist off. Drank form the bottle. Assuming it is a pale gold. Aroma is non-alcoholic sake, rice candies, corn, marmite. Flavor is rice cakes, mineral water, watery oatmeal polenta mix. Not offensive but pretty poor.
luttonm (2773) - Seattle, Washington, USA - JAN 17, 2015
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Tall boy can in Seattle. Pale yellow, of course. Just like my friend Alberto. I wish you were here drinking this bad lager in Seattle with me Brate. Wattery throughout but reasonable grain flavor. Drinkable pale lager, but not very interesting. Ippopotamo you really missed out on this one.
Reimer96 (1414) - Alberta, CANADA - DEC 24, 2014
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Pours a clean orangish copper with a small white head. Aroma of sweet pale malts, floral esthers and clean lager yeast. Taste is much of the same and overall one of the better Mexican pale lagers I’ve tasted.
cervezadrinker (30) - MEXICO - DEC 4, 2014
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
used to be a quite common cheap "get drunk" beer but now is just awful, maybe some malt taste somewhere there but is basically yellow water with some booze... it is the bad stereotypical macro. avoid it.
scooterbub (889) - Lander, Wyoming, USA - SEP 1, 2014
1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
12 ounce can. Pours a pale yellow with a thin white head that lasts. Taste is of malt and corn. Similar light aroma. Has a decent body for a lager with a touch of bitterness in the finish. Refreshing and easy to drink.
slowrunner77 (6286) - Reno, Nevada, USA - AUG 26, 2014
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
i really didn’t think this would be so bad. Tecate is not anywhere NEAR the worst of the yellow pee beers, but somehow this ---- is. Offensive foot odor and a little aftertaste too. Not good beyond a buzz, and if you want that, why drink light? This really really sucked.
DeanF (1746) - Nunavut, CANADA - AUG 9, 2014
1.2 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Has a very weak rotten cabbage aroma. Appearance is pathetic yellow body with carbonation and barely any head. The only reason it gets a 2 instead of a 1 is because of the barely any head, instead of none. Flavour is a very weak mix of corn and sugar with a bit of sharpness from the carbonation.
Weak mouthfeel. It’s a poor excuse for a beer, sadly the norm for the light beers.
thome50 (1129) - Morro Bay via Orange County, California, USA - JUN 10, 2014
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
$1 can at Wee Shack in Morro Bay. New lunch spot! Corn and water are overly present. Slight bitter spent grain and bread. Not much else.
TXBadger (1659) - Dallas, Texas, USA - MAY 26, 2014
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
So, just the more watered down version of Tecate. I mean, really close to water on this one.