Lacho (7) - USA - NOV 26, 2010 does not count
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Tastes the same at the start, the end, cold or warm. This is what hell is made of. Pure nothing.
brokensail (10789) - Orange County, California, USA - OCT 27, 2010
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
A: The pour is one of the lightest yellows I’ve come across with a soapy white head.
S: The percentage of corn and rice in this beer must be astounding, lightly sweet, but overall just very, very light and watery. A hint of bleach just to add something interesting.
T: Mostly rice with a bit of corn and grain sweetness. A mild bitterness from grain husks to "balance" out the sweet apple juice flavor.
M: The body is incredibly light and watery with a high level of fizz.
D: As awful as I made this beer sound, it’s actually much better than the regular Tecate.
taphandle (1135) - Texas, USA - OCT 22, 2010
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
Very light yellow, good head, good carbonation. Slightly malty taste, not much more going on. Industrial. Light. Lager.
agreatteam (12) - Colorado, USA - SEP 18, 2010
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
drank this with my girlfriend one saturday night. she wouldn’t even finish one! her coors light started looking good....ENOUGH SAID
tokyogoat (1503) - San Diego, California, USA - SEP 16, 2010
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 4/20
Pours extremely pale straw yellow, nose is nonexistent, taste is pretty much tap water with hints of hops and grains, but moreso dirty tap water
rougeau13 (1987) - Richmond, Texas, USA - AUG 1, 2010
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: SEP 5, 2010 Very weak and thin. Your typical crappy light beer. Minimal taste, smell, anything
MadIndian (2366) - Levittown, Pennsylvania, USA - JUL 20, 2010
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Beer was in the neighbors cooler, and I needed the rating. This is just
about as bad as it gets for REAL beer lovers. No aroma to speak of, very
watery and thin.
djd07 (3480) - Houston, Texas, USA - JUL 14, 2010
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle. Pours a clear yellow gold with small frothy white head that quickly diminishes to nothing. The aroma is a skunky corn malt with wheat grass. Medium mouthfeel with a corn malt and metallic finish, not much goin on with this pale lager.
saulcruz (1) - USA - JUN 21, 2010 does not count
4.4 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 9/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 20/20
Very light, gets you drink without being plenty of it!!!, you can drink 20 cans easily and enjoy the summer!!!
Slacks (615) - Bolton, Ontario, CANADA - JUN 17, 2010
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Draught @ Chango’s, Rocky Point, Mexico: Pours yellow, no head. No aroma at all. Flat straw-like sweet taste. Horribly carbonated, burns face!