Tecate

Brewed by FEMSA - Cuauhtémoc-Moctezuma (Heineken)
Style: Pale Lager
Monterrey/Veracruz-Llave, Mexico

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

I can’t even really fathom the flavour here. Is there rice in this one? It is SO metallic it is just crazy. It just really doesn’t do it for me AT ALL.

This is not the greatest beer. That being said, I drink the shit out of it. For 16 bucks you can’t beat it with a stick. Ice cold cans from the freezer and limes on the rim is the only way. No hangover and no shitty taste. Beats the shit outta budweiser. Maybe it’s just me but this beer really agrees with almost anything I eat. This is a great all-day session beer,don’t let the reviews fool you.

Very pale. Aroma of pale malts with some corn. Taste is sweet but not in a good way. Not the best tasting beer. If it had more alcohol it might be worth it.

Poured at slightly below room temperature so I can truly enjoy the subtle flavours. Has a big but thin head and a boring gold-yellow body with plenty of carbonation. Aroma of burlap from your horse, like you’ve just slept in a toolshed just outside Durango with some two dollar tequila and you’re waking up the next morning with a tongue as dry as the Texas desert. Flavour is a whole lot of nothing with a slight corn aftertaste. Watery palate. Not abysmal, but darn close.

12oz bottle. The only reason I’m even putting this one down is to get it out of the way. I was in Cali and most of my extended family aren’t beer drinkers and they love this stuff. It was everywhere, what can I say.

Sampled from a tallboy can. Pours a straw yellow, no head. Aroma of grain slight hops, tastes much the same.

T-E-C-A-T-E. Needs more amor. Come on people, this beer isn’t that bad, even when you violate man law and fruit the beer. But fruit the beer, don’t teabag the beer like my buddy Cold Beer Keith Greer.

Terrible corn-like taste. Tastes watered down, with hints of metal. Not good at all.