FatPhil (12189) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - JUL 3, 2015
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
500ml can - thanks Marduk!
Pale & fizzy. Sweet, pale lagery aroma. Sweeter, and less nasty than I expected. Weak, watery, and not horrific enough to arouse me. Jeebus, this even has hops in the finish. Extracty hops, sure, but they are very clear.
shrubber85 (9628) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - JUN 7, 2015
2.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Can. Toffee malt and hay aroma. Golden yellow with nice head. Lightly sweet toffee malt and mildly bitter grass flavor. Okay.
DrSilverworm (9465) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JUN 29, 2012
2.7 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 8/20
Most of a 500ml can. ABV listed as 5%. Clear yellow color, thin white head. Bit of lace. Smooth carbonation, dry texture. Basic (but clean and inoffensive) lager taste - white bread, basically. Not much taste, just a moderate sweetness, and light savory and salt. A pretty solid lager, made like a lager should be. Drinkable and refreshing, good for a 100F day. I wouldn’t mind revisiting this, and it’s drinkable enough to justify a whole 0.5L
DocLock (8978) - Lower Pottsgrove, Pennsylvania, USA - JUN 1, 2015
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Can from Capone’s. Pours golden with white head and a lot of carbonation. Nose is apricotty fruit, pale malt, some sweetness and hops. Tastes of pale malt, orange marmalade, hops, almost like a poor man’s Two Hearted light. Not bad.
DruncanVeasey (7999) - NUNEATON, Warwickshire, ENGLAND - APR 28, 2014
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can from Intermarche, Lagoa, Algarve. Artisanal Highland product, yes? Gold with a fast diminishing scummy tuft of foam. Aroma of envelope and refuse. Flavour has appreciable bitterness besides the corn-flavoured native offerings; soap, lemon hints, icing sugar, poison death. Olive oil soap and conifer traces. Dead in seconds in the sun. Sits very comfortably amongst the borderline drinkable/undinkable pale lagers of Portugal.
blutt59 (6356) - Dallas, Texas, USA - AUG 12, 2015
2.3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Canned, 5% per can, clear yellow color with some sweet corn and light grainy notes, sweet astringent finish
TheBeerGod (5757) - Newport News, Virginia, USA - MAY 23, 2014
2.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can - 500mL. Listed at 5% ABV. Gold pour with a short white head. Sweet nose with corn, cereal and flavored seltzer water. Taste is much better with soft sweet malt notes, faint hops, light corn and cereal grains. Body is light-medium with a strong bubbly carbonation. Ends with more cereal, sweet malt, light corn and faint hops. Not terrible.
Patrickctenchi (5445) - Cox’s Knob, columbus, Indiana, USA - MAY 19, 2015
3.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 14/20
Clear gold with a fluffy white head.
Grain, honey aroma.
Taste is sweet grain malt, a little lemon....
Pretty nice flavour, and the body is fairly robust and creamy.
Definitely above average.
EithCubes (5371) - New Jersey, USA - MAY 25, 2014
2.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
500mL can, bottom marked 30 SEP 14, mine at 5% abv. Nose sweet and vibrantly corny, pours rich clear golden with a sudsy off-white head. Watery taste semi-dry at first (but has something of a sweet residual) with corn and oily, tumbling malt; touch of dust and spice, citric and noble hops on the edges, mostly clean and manages to strike a nice middle. Alcohol well-integrated but what is detectable is a bit harsh. Still, I like it well enough for its aspirations.
nuplastikk (5371) - Madison, Wisconsin, USA - FEB 6, 2015
2.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
500ml can. Filtered yellow-tan body. Foamy, thin white head. The aroma is kind of shabby...earthy garbage macro-corn tones. Has a touch of skunky noble hops, which make it slightly drinkable. This is still a weak, poor offering no matter how you slice it, a beer made for bums with no taste. Wouldn’t get this one again.