0.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 morrdt (646) - Dirty Mo’, North Carolina, USA - JAN 18, 2006
WTF was that? This is just terrible. Terrible. Whoever thought of this lager should be fired, re-hired, and then fired again.
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20 oldrtybastrd (3228) - Doha, Qatar/Great Falls, Montana, USA - DEC 27, 2005
Pours a golden yellow color. Aromas of lime, corn, urine. Flavor, this stuff sux. A-B trying to get that Corona with lime flavor in a pre-mixed bottle. Well they acheived that flavor, crap!!!
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20 NachlamSie (2077) - Tennessee, USA - NOV 24, 2005
bottle. The pour is light toilet water. Aroma is just flat citrus soda with skunk. The flavor is just a bowl of Fruit Loops soaked in flat off-brand citrus soda. This is pretty terrible, but not the most offensive beer I’ve had.
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20 tronraner (2429) - Walland, Tennessee, USA - NOV 24, 2005
Bottle... oh ye gods. Pours light, light, fizzy, fizzy yellow. If 7-up could get skunky, it would smell like this. The flavor is, oh man, old limes, DMS, and a chalky finish that is exactly like dry Froot Loops. This "beer" makes me laugh.
2.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20 Dextolen (151) - Michigan, USA - OCT 31, 2005
My neighbor is crazy for this stuff and wanted me to try it. It wasn’t horrible, it had a pleasant, floral aroma. Sweet taste, it was exactly what it was marketed as.
4.8 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 18/20 pdiroquois (5) - Hamilton Square, New Jersey, USA - OCT 8, 2005 does not count
All you beer aficiando’s, you gotta think outside the box with this one. Go mow the lawn on a 90 degree day. Work up a sweat. A big hot swealtering sweat. Then, drink a Tequiza. Then drink another. Talk about a thirst quencher. Better than any other beer on the market. You just gotta know when to have one. It’s smooth and light and wonderful on a hot summer day. Give it a second chance if you’ve walked away from it already. Give it a first chance if you haven’t tried it yet.
2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20 demondrinker69 (33) - Belleville, Illinois, USA - OCT 5, 2005
I liked the beer, but for being an american beer it reminded me of a mexican beer. It taste like a mexican beer I had down in Cancun.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 BeerBlockaid (679) - Jacksonville, Florida, USA - SEP 20, 2005
!!!!!!!! you drink this beer. ......GOD KILLS A KITTEN!!!!!!!
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