Tequiza

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Spice/Herb/Vegetable
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Lager glass, Tumbler

UPDATED: MAY 30, 2006 A fair review: Poured light blond into the glass, with a small head that left slight lacing in the glass. The beer starts with a cloying aroma. The nose is SO overwhelmingly "cotton candy lime", that it’s obviously trying WAY TOO HARD. The taste follows suit, almost like a lime took a corn whiz down my throat. Very cloying, indeed. Don’t waste your time; Sprite is cheaper.

Sampled from the bottle. Clear yellow body with a foamy white head. Smells like lime, cheap lager and what I suppose is cheap tequila. Tastes like a cheap lager beer with lime rind and paper. Laughable stuff!

This beer blows chunks. It tastes like Lemon. Not good at all. It has some taste unlike Budweiser or some crap like that.

Bottle: This tastes more like a malt-based bevereage than a beer. Pale yellow color with a small white head. Aromas of grains, limes, sweet soda. The lime taste is interesting, though not as good as a real lime in corona. I guess it’s pretty easy to drink, though I can’t imagine drinking this more than once.

This stuff is just plain weird. It tastes like somebody mixed beer with sprite and lime juice. It, strangely enough, does not taste that bad. Compared to a lot of Mexican beers, it really is better, cuz it’s not like you’re trying to hide watery crap with lime juice. So, if you like Mexican beers, like Corona or Pacifico Clara, check this out. Else, if you’re an ale man, stay the heck away.

An awful beer? Maybe not beer. An awful unbeer. Llike drinking soda flavored with lime, sunny delight, purple stuff, and urine. Terrible.

Citrusy lime 7-up/fresca aroma. I can also detect the smallest amount of malts. Piss yellow transparent color with a small white head. Wow, this is really sweet. Finish tastes exactly like APPLE JACKS CERIAL. Very thin bodied. Not many beer characteristics in this guy. Dominated by fruit taste. Not balanced at all, but surprisingly extremely drinkable. As a beer, this sucks, but as a drink, it aint half bad.

I’m amazed that I liked this. There’s lots of flavored "malt beverages" out there, and most of them taste like I would imagine slurping out of a urinal with a scent cake would taste like. This one actually tasted like a beer with some interesting flavorings. It’ll never be a fave, but can hit the spot on a hot, humid day.