Tequiza

Bottle - Malt beverage, not beer. Aroma has some hops and, definitely, a little lime. Since this is not beer and should not be compared to it, it is not too bad for what it is; whatever that is. Not something I will likely repeat.

<i>Bottled, brewed in Russia by Tinkoff.</i> My 300th rating serves as a warning: Tequiza is apparently being licensed to other countries. This Russian version does have a distinctly lime and agave note. But there’s still just no real reason for it to exist. Just buy a damn margarita. Interesting that the beer appears on their original Russian website, but when you switch to the English version, it’s gone. And for an outfit that claims craft brewing pretensions, what’s with the clear bottles? (Okay, this one was in green bottles, but you get the point)

Well there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is; this crap doesn’t taste like beer in any way. The good news is; at least it doesn’t taste like bud even though they make it; which should have been my first clue; and normally would have been but that little bit of curiosity overtook my common sense and experience with anything AB makes. This is more of a carbonated lime-aide. Very light with a watery mouthfeel no head, no lacing and no chance I’ll ever get this again.

Worst beer I’ve ever had. Tastes like Lemon Pledge sprayed into a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. I couldn’t even give this crap away and had to dump it out. That’s pathetic!

I actually dont mind this beer. Very odd taste. Ready for this: Close your eyes when drinking a tequiza... Fruit Loops in milk is the taste!! Was easy to drink. Not as bad as expected.

Not as bad as I originally thought. Light lime and hop aromas. Pale yellow in color. Tastes of lime and malt. Fizzy but otherwise unimpressive palate.

There is some slight limey aroma in this, but it doesn't really do much for the taste. I'll leave this one to the rich, snobby Connecticut girls out there.

I'm not sure how this stuff makes it on this website yet other "malt beverages" are left off. Anyway, it pours a gold color with a medium white head. Aroma is artifical in every way. Flavor is limey with some strange aftertaste that I can't really identify. This is not not for human consumption...at least not this human.