Tequiza

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Spice/Herb/Vegetable
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Wow. I forgot about this stuff. No self respecting beer drinker should dare to touch this stuff. Maybe once, but that's it. It's been quite a while since I've sampled Tequiza and I doubt that I will ever do it again. I was standing on a fuel dock at a marina and took a sip of this shit and I thought that I picked the nozzle for the diesel fuel pump and started sucking on it. Tequiza goes in the same catagory of Pepsi Kona or something like that. Bad.

WTF was that? This is just terrible. Terrible. Whoever thought of this lager should be fired, re-hired, and then fired again.

Just when you thought Corona was the worst mexican beer around this takes the title. Nasty, smells like lemon furniture cleaner and doesn’t taste much better.

Is this beer?

12 oz. bottle. Corona knock-off. Not much to say, except obviously marketed at those drinking on public patios and beaches. Light golden pour, no head, carbonated, lime flavoring, tangy, faint corn. If you must, go with Corona instead.

The 12 ounce bottle poured a crystal clear pale yellow beverage with a small fizzy head that was entirely diminishing leaving no lacing on the glass. The aroma was ... well ... what you would expect from a lemon-lime soda. It was sickeningly sweet and full of citrus - no malt and no hops ... in other words there is no hint of a beer here at all. The body was light with goof carbonation and a watery - syrupy texture. The flavor started off very sweet, full of citrus and remained that way through the average length finish. This is really a "hard" lemon-lime aid, NOT a beer.

Goood lord. Is this stuff still sold in stores? i drank this like 7 years ago and i still remember that it tasted like mexican water, and it gave me the squirts too.

Bottle. Smells like stale beer and lime. Tastes of corn, grain, lime kool-aid, and stale agave. Not very good.