jeremytoni (3029) - Swedesboro, New Jersey, USA - APR 25, 2008
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
From a bottle poured a straw color with a small head. Flavor of limes with a quick finish.
mjg74 (3018) - La Mesa, California, USA - JUL 29, 2007
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottled. Pours light yellow in color with a fizzy white head. Light lime aroma. Kind of like Sprite with a little beer thrown in. Weird tasting. Like some kind of soda gone wrong.
DrnkMcDermott (3003) - Downers Grove, Illinois, USA - MAY 26, 2004
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: JAN 9, 2009 <i>Bottled, brewed in Russia by Tinkoff.</i> My 300th rating serves as a warning: Tequiza is apparently being licensed to other countries. This Russian version does have a distinctly lime and agave note. But there’s still just no real reason for it to exist. Just buy a damn margarita. Interesting that the beer appears on their original Russian website, but when you switch to the English version, it’s gone. And for an outfit that claims craft brewing pretensions, what’s with the clear bottles? (Okay, this one was in green bottles, but you get the point)
lithy (2996) - Capital of Appalachia, Pennsylvania, USA - JAN 6, 2009
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Very pale yellow-white with a soda pop fizzy white head that disappears. Prominent lime aroma, watery with artificial lime and salt flavor.
Snojerk321 (2960) - San Diego, California, USA - DEC 8, 2007
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Wow..why am I rating this.....oh yeah, so I can get my stats up....thats about it. I drink this if I’m completely wasted.
unclemike (2895) - Ft. Riley, Kansas, USA - AUG 9, 2008
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
tastes pretty good to begin with, kind of like a mix of beer and citrus, but it is way too sweet and gets sickening after about a third of the bottle
SphinxTX (2875) - Mata Gorda, Texas, USA - DEC 16, 2007
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
Wasn’t horrible....but was more like a Zima or something. Obvious citric smell that does not come from yeast, ofcourse. Highly carbonated, yellow in color. Won’t buy again.
Fratto (2845) - Arlington, Texas, USA - SEP 13, 2009
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
This was bad. It’s main characteristic was its forced artificial lime flavor. I can’t believe Miller ripped it off with Chill.
Shag (2839) - Chattanooga, Tennessee, USA - MAR 21, 2003
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
UPDATED: OCT 3, 2004 God this shit is so foul. Its a Bud with 10 limes thrown in it. Its almost not drinkable. I had this for shits and giggles the other day. It was rough. Id rather have crap watery swill than this punishment. What the hell were the folks at AB thinking? As always they weren't. Utter shit!
austinpowers (2826) - New York, New York, USA - JUN 26, 2002
2.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Lotsa artificial lime flavor in there. Not as sweet as Zima. Very drinkable and a good alternative for your girlfriend if she wants to feel like she’s drinking tequila. I don’t mind this ’brew’.