NachlamSie (2970) - Denver, Colorado, USA - NOV 24, 2005
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
bottle. The pour is light toilet water. Aroma is just flat citrus soda with skunk. The flavor is just a bowl of Fruit Loops soaked in flat off-brand citrus soda. This is pretty terrible, but not the most offensive beer I’ve had.
Beerdedone (2964) - Croydon, Pennsylvania, USA - AUG 23, 2008
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle. Pours a pale golden color with a white head. Aroma of lemon/lime and notes of citrus. Flavor follows the aroma with a light body and a watery texture. BAH
Snojerk321 (2960) - San Diego, California, USA - DEC 8, 2007
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Wow..why am I rating this.....oh yeah, so I can get my stats up....thats about it. I drink this if I’m completely wasted.
DrnkMcDermott (2903) - Downers Grove, Illinois, USA - MAY 26, 2004
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: JAN 9, 2009 <i>Bottled, brewed in Russia by Tinkoff.</i> My 300th rating serves as a warning: Tequiza is apparently being licensed to other countries. This Russian version does have a distinctly lime and agave note. But there’s still just no real reason for it to exist. Just buy a damn margarita. Interesting that the beer appears on their original Russian website, but when you switch to the English version, it’s gone. And for an outfit that claims craft brewing pretensions, what’s with the clear bottles? (Okay, this one was in green bottles, but you get the point)
SphinxTX (2876) - Mata Gorda, Texas, USA - DEC 16, 2007
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
Wasn’t horrible....but was more like a Zima or something. Obvious citric smell that does not come from yeast, ofcourse. Highly carbonated, yellow in color. Won’t buy again.
Fratto (2835) - Arlington, Texas, USA - SEP 13, 2009
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
This was bad. It’s main characteristic was its forced artificial lime flavor. I can’t believe Miller ripped it off with Chill.
austinpowers (2826) - New York, New York, USA - JUN 26, 2002
2.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Lotsa artificial lime flavor in there. Not as sweet as Zima. Very drinkable and a good alternative for your girlfriend if she wants to feel like she’s drinking tequila. I don’t mind this ’brew’.
mjg74 (2825) - Salem, Oregon, USA - JUL 29, 2007
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottled. Pours light yellow in color with a fizzy white head. Light lime aroma. Kind of like Sprite with a little beer thrown in. Weird tasting. Like some kind of soda gone wrong.
Volgon (2763) - Manchester, New Hampshire, USA - FEB 13, 2004
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Clear color with a tad of yellow. Lime aroma, fizzy mouthfeel. Tastes of lime and ends sweet. This should be avoided at all costs.
harlequinn (2744) - Tacoma, Washington, USA - JAN 21, 2003
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
I would rather just drink a shot of Sauza and drink a Corona, two enthusiastic thumbs down.