Volgon (2763) - Manchester, New Hampshire, USA - FEB 13, 2004
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Clear color with a tad of yellow. Lime aroma, fizzy mouthfeel. Tastes of lime and ends sweet. This should be avoided at all costs.
harlequinn (2744) - Tacoma, Washington, USA - JAN 21, 2003
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
I would rather just drink a shot of Sauza and drink a Corona, two enthusiastic thumbs down.
DrnkMcDermott (2738) - Downers Grove, Illinois, USA - MAY 26, 2004
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: JAN 9, 2009 <i>Bottled, brewed in Russia by Tinkoff.</i> My 300th rating serves as a warning: Tequiza is apparently being licensed to other countries. This Russian version does have a distinctly lime and agave note. But thereís still just no real reason for it to exist. Just buy a damn margarita. Interesting that the beer appears on their original Russian website, but when you switch to the English version, itís gone. And for an outfit that claims craft brewing pretensions, whatís with the clear bottles? (Okay, this one was in green bottles, but you get the point)
Gusler (2653) - Tucson, Arizona, USA - SEP 6, 2000
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
UPDATED: OCT 4, 2004 The beer after escaping the 12-ounce bottle sets in the glass a pallid yellow with a modest frothy white head and after its decomposition, the left over lace forms a thin sheet upon the glass. Nose is malt dominated, sweet and clean, the start is sweet and the grain profile light, top is thin as they come. Finish is strikingly acidic, the hops mild but pleasant, aftertaste dry, canít believe people actually like this beer, no accounting for some peoples lack of taste.
NachlamSie (2618) - Denver, Colorado, USA - NOV 24, 2005
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
bottle. The pour is light toilet water. Aroma is just flat citrus soda with skunk. The flavor is just a bowl of Fruit Loops soaked in flat off-brand citrus soda. This is pretty terrible, but not the most offensive beer Iíve had.
tgncc (2618) - Bellmore, New York, USA - MAR 27, 2010
2.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Aroma is sweet, citrus, especially lemon/lime, corn. The appearance is just like a pale lager, clear gold, white head. The flavor is actually crisp, sweet, citrus,not bad. Decent carbonation, thin/medium in body. Not a great beer by any means, but not bad as a lawnmower beer, or for a hot day.
Shag (2546) - Chattanooga, Tennessee, USA - MAR 21, 2003
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
UPDATED: OCT 3, 2004 God this shit is so foul. Its a Bud with 10 limes thrown in it. Its almost not drinkable. I had this for shits and giggles the other day. It was rough. Id rather have crap watery swill than this punishment. What the hell were the folks at AB thinking? As always they weren't. Utter shit!
Fratto (2510) - Arlington, Texas, USA - SEP 13, 2009
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
This was bad. Itís main characteristic was its forced artificial lime flavor. I canít believe Miller ripped it off with Chill.
PhillyBeer2112 (2488) - Oviedo, Florida, USA - SEP 24, 2001
1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
This doesnít work for me. I like beer, I like tequila (and margaritas) - but Iíd rather have either/or, but not mixed together like this. Flavor hints at margaritaesqueness but its then followed by a beer bitterness that ruins it (Imagine a bitter margarita).
MIBRomeo (2485) - Wisconsin, USA - JUN 12, 2005
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
num num.. piss in a glass... some bad tequilla shows through but mostly just a stomach ache in a bottle.