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Tesco Jasne Pelne

Brewed at Browar Van Pur

Style: Pale Lager
Cheshunt, England


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RATINGS: 12   MEAN: 1.6/5.0   WEIGHTED AVG: 1.91/5   EST. CALORIES: 120   ABV: 4%
Brewed for Tesco

   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 6/20
GoufCustom (1220) - HONG KONG - NOV 3, 2015

500 ml can as “Tesco Value Piwo Jasne” bought at CR Vanguard on Nathan Road, Yau Ma Tei.

Piss pale golden colour; Three-quarter finger head with white foam which fades in 45 seconds; Good sticky lacing with fairly fizzy carbonation; Aroma of light malt, with oxidized apple flesh, light floral, sugar, light bread and lemon; Light sweet taste of fairly light malt, with shades of grains, soda, very light floral, very light sugar, light lemon, very light bitter hops and shades of grass; Light body. Watery palate; Mouth feel is diluted beer water - malt is testable but very light in very soda-ish background. Bits of barley grains, touch of floral and sugar, no off taste. Safe but boring…Hoppiness is light floral and lemon in nose. Very light lemon and thin grass in taste. Bitterness is very light for an abrupt, low astringent light malt finish; Slightly dry after taste. Thin and slightly bitter to mouth.

Comments: For a 4% light beer, this is quite a feat, with only rusted apple aroma and watery taste as minuses, this is pretty easy to go down without much complaints. Good for washing down cheap dinner as it’s so undemanding. Otherwise a drinkable big meh!

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 2/20
michalmachpl (245) - Rudnik nad Sanem / Rzeszów, POLAND - FEB 4, 2015
Puszka 0,5 l. Yyyyyy no kiedyś piłem i nie było tak najgorzej, coś tam jest w tym niby "piwie", ale bieda prze okrutna adekwatna do ceny 1zł. Wygląd: złota jasna barwa - klarowna, piana YYyyy znikła po nalaniu w dosłownie 15-20 sekund. Zapach: nie wiem trochę jakiś kwiatów czuć i tyle. Smak: wodnisty, trawiasty, słodowy.

   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 5/20
Marduk (4503) - Reval, ESTONIA - JUL 14, 2014
500ml can. Clear golden color. Small size, white head, disappears. So clean and watery. Lucky me no nasty notes! Actually no notes at all!

   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 7/20
FatPhil (11836) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - JUL 13, 2014
500ml can (Tesco, Zywiec) as Tesco Value - Piwo
Standard macro pissy lager aroma,simple weak sweetish lager malts. Pale straw, brief head. Bland lager, a tiny hint of cardboard, but not the normal Van Puke horror. Almost cleanish. Watery body. Bland and boring, but at least not nasty. Not getting either the rhubarb or the ginger promised on the jar label... (in joke, don’t worry about it)

   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 7/20
kevnic2008 (10237) - Baden-Baden, GERMANY - NOV 4, 2012
Pours pale yellow. The aroma is sweet and floral. The flavor is also sweet and floral.

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 3/20
kiwianer (3428) - Otorohanga, NEW ZEALAND - MAY 29, 2012
Es schmeckt metallen, unreif hopfig und wässrig. Im Nachgechmack ist es metallig künstlich. Das Brauwasser macht einen künstlich-schäumigen Eindruck. Test vom 7.10.2009, Gebinde: Dose Noten: -,2,3,2,4,2 - 2,27

   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 5/20
sirPino (883) - Zawiercie/Sosnowiec, POLAND - MAY 4, 2008
Rated:rated 14.05.2007
can, 500 ml
Not that bad, some delicate flavour of well balanced beer, but quite wattery, thin head, builded up by strong carbonation, quite refershing, fast beer for a hot day.

   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 4/20
larsniclas (6247) - Billdal, SWEDEN - JUN 2, 2007
Canned. Pale golden. Short white head. Some light aroma from urine. Extremely thin with only some hints of maltiness.

   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 6/20
rlgk (15334) - Göteborg, SWEDEN - MAY 26, 2007
Thanks to larsniclas. Canned. Pale golden, white head. Weak malty aroma, weak malty flavor.

   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 6/20
chmurarz (518) - Legnica POLAND, POLAND - MAY 14, 2007
500ml can , no head, body like pee, watery, sweet, strong carbo., dosn’t stink, bravo for the cheapest beer in poland, but I am not going to say that it is a good brew, IT IS NOT!!!, but as my friend has already said i have expected something worse

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