1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Texas Sux?? This BEER sucks. Dehydrated urine colored pour from bottle. Fluffy white head. Nose and taste are really offensive and...ah what’s the point, you get the idea. Next!!
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 4/20
Look, if you’re drinking a novelty beer like this, you pretty much know what you’re going to get, and this one is just want you’d think. Pours a cloudy yellow with thin white head that dissipates quickly. Light aroma of sweet bread. Flavor is corn syrup, grain and a touch of citrus hop. Slightly fuller bodied than your usual crappy lager, so it’s got that going for it. But this beer really has no redeeming value.
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
this one came from bockyhorsey. shared at dak’s 1/25/2010
pale pour... even paler mouth feel.
smells and tastes like watered down apple juice, mineral water, pencil eraser, honey and tea. very meh... 3/3/3/2/7/1.8
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Light straw pour with a foamy head. Malt, grain and a touch of light/sour fruit. Thanks Josh!
2.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle shared by hellbilly -- thanks, Chef! Pours...nevermind -- I totally drank this beer for the name. My notes say "peach tea, mineral water, and hops. Ungood."
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Damn another shitty lager. However, the name gets it a few bonus point. LOL!
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
12 oz bottle. Pours a hazy dull golden with a thin fizzy head. Aroma is dishwater, soapy, lemon lime, pez candy. Flavor is more pez chalk-like, lemon zest, DMS laden, and plastic off phenolics- very corn-like and gross.
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Appearance: Pours a lightly hazy, yellowish body with a thinnish, white head.
Smell: Very faint maltiness and light whiffs of corn as well as some curious, cautioning notes of expired lemonade.
Taste: Light pale maltiness stirred up with corn kernels and light corn syrup sweetness. Slight, displeasing spritz of sour lemon. Altogether mild hop character and bitterness. For the touch of dirtiness present, it finishes mercifully clean.
Mouthfeel: Light-bodied. Moderate carbonation.
Drinkability: Indeed, something sux here, though I’m not sure if it’s Texas. Contract brewed by Pete’s Place, a brewery where most of the brews seem a bit off. It’s one of those rare times when I’d rather just have a lager from one of the macro breweries.
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