Texas SUX Beer

Brewed by Petes Place / Krebs Brewing Co.
Style: Pale Lager
Krebs, Oklahoma USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Date: May 23, 2009
Mode: Bottle
Source: Ticker Tasting
Appearance: pale yellow, wispy white head, streaks of lace
Aroma: light metalic malt aroma, light floral hops
Flavor: sweet malt flavor, big sourness takes over from the sweetness, light balancing floral hops, touch of bitterness
Aroma: 3/10; Appearance: 5/10; Flavor: 2/10; Palate: 5/10; Overall: 4/20
Rating: 1.5/5.0
Drinkability: 3/10
Score: 4

(Bottle, courtesy of Swalden_28) Pours a pale yellow body with a small white head. Aroma of wheat, grass, and skunk. Flavor of wheat and lemon with a moderately dry finish.

UPDATED: JUL 19, 2006 Some chill haze noticed when poured, straight from the fridge, and a very light yellow color. The smell still hits you... not unlike a Miller product, with a semi-sweet aroma of rice and corn adjuncts and simple wheat-like malt scents. Flavor is bland, pale, empty, just like a BMC product. Go figure. This is a stupid gimmick beer that some retarded marketing company is trying to pawn. I suspect that this is simply Pete’s Place Miner’s Light, but I can’t confirm that yet.

Pours a hazy straw color with a fizzy white head. Smells of dry malt, apples. Tastes skunky and of sweet malt with some peppery splashes on the finish.

Damn another shitty lager. However, the name gets it a few bonus point. LOL!

This light bodied premium beer, full of flavor, is proudly brewed in the land blessed by the Divine, the Great State of Oklahoma, which forever sits atop of texas.

That is what is actually on the bottle, not the business information given on the beer’s page. I wish the brewers had put as much thought into their beer as they did the name and descritption of this fizzy yellow drink. I didn’t get the skunk aroma that other raters did (fresher bottle?), but I did get a big whiff of sugary sweet corn syrup and (oddly) perhaps some lemon. There’s a slight sourness to the flavor, weak malt and corn syrup. Thankfully it finishes fairly cleanly.

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12 oz bottle. Pours a hazy dull golden with a thin fizzy head. Aroma is dishwater, soapy, lemon lime, pez candy. Flavor is more pez chalk-like, lemon zest, DMS laden, and plastic off phenolics- very corn-like and gross.

Bottle (trade from jetzler). Sour lemon and malt aroma. Cloudy golden yellow with small head. Slight sour malt flavor - very much like an American Wheat. Light - nothing offensive.