Tooheys Gold Bitter

375ml can. Clear amber colour with a thick white head and mild carbonation. Aroma of wet cardboard and straw. Unpleasant and inviting. Not a bad taste for a midstrength. Dry in the mouth with a good mouthfeel. More flavour than some midstrength beers.

Can - Pours a pale golden with a loose white head. Not much of an aroma, maybe some malt, but also a bit cardboardy. Pretty bland small amount of malt, slightly metallic finish. Not great but a lot better than some of their other effots!

A dire concoction straight from the gates of hell. Awful. Not even enough alcohol to get pissed if that was the intent.

375 ml can ("Master Brewed version", which as the can says is brewed by "Tooheys or by related companies under license") - Straw Gold in colour with thin white head which rapidly died away to nothing. Medium carbonation. Watery. A little bland in flavour and bitterness but on a hot day it would be better than a softdrink.

Light straw coppery golden body, poor head, average mid-strength beer taste, some light bitterness,watery.

Typical cidery urine aroma, tastes like bitter soda water. No sweetness which is good. Reminds me of drinking my old man’s Carlton Light whilst camping back in the day.

Nice big, fluffy head - cute! Some smell. Not overly bitter. Drinkable, but bland. The second-cheapest beer of the 106 I’ve bought so far, and I guess in some cases you get what you pay for. (Some of the most expensive ones were pure unadulterated crap, so that rule doesn’t always follow.)

My Grandad (Bean) drinks this. He is a great bloke but this is not a great beer. This is at a level i didnt think could exist. Canned crap. Metallic, weak watery tasting armpit flavour. Under no circumstamces drink this please.