IrishBoy (3967) - Bakersfield, California, USA - MAR 14, 2014
3.7 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
750 ml bottle from Trader Joe’s Bakersfield. Nose is sweet, cloves, caramel, and hints of banana and bubblegum. Hazy brown with a medium, heavy lacing beige head. Flavor is spicy cloves and cinnamon, sweetness, and they usual Unibroue yeastiness.
UDBeernut (2235) - Between JAX and SGJ, Florida, USA - MAR 12, 2014
3.7 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
plum colored, pitted fruits, grass, gum, clove. light body powered by a butt ton of carbonation, me thinks its too much. decent.
Chudwick (2498) - Cincyucky, Kentucky, USA - MAR 9, 2014
3.8 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
Three quarter liter bottle - I grace this magic potion by pouring it into one of AndyReynold’s Trappist glasses. Smells so normal after Punishment. A little too sweet but I like it. Dark fruit and that funky Unibroue yeast. Strange aftertaste like premature fruit. Rerate bump +2.
AndyReynolds (1078) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - MAR 9, 2014
3.8 AROMA 9/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 16/20
Bottle thanks to the notorious C.H.U.D.W.I.C.K. and viewers like you, thank you. Aroma is dark fruit, yeast, and band aids(?). I also get something acidic. It is sweet to the taste, bringing out a tea or a chai tea flavor... odd. I think it is that yeast going on up there in the canuck country. Commie bastards trying to take or cheese and shit.
puboflyons (2634) - Allenstown, New Hampshire, USA - MAR 9, 2014
3.8 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
From the corked, caged 750 ml. bottle best before 08-01-2016. The pour is beautifully dark brown to nearly black and a lingering soft brown head. The aroma is dark malts, licorice, dates, plums, coriander, and an earthy hop note. The body is around medium. The taste has a much more bitter bite to it than the aroma lets on and the licorice and spice kicks in big time. I like the Trader Joe’s Vintage series because they are basically Unibroue’s staple beers for about $2 less.
jgb9348 (5168) - Arlington (Pentagon City), Virginia, USA - MAR 7, 2014
3.3 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 13/20
Rich deep dark brown coloured body with a stupid thick, five centimetre tall light brown head that fades relatively quickly. Aroma of grass, caramel, cereal, light spices, apples and tons of pit fruits - a complex and interesting smell. Medium to Full-bodied; Very strong earthy and metallic flavours at first with a deep bitterness, some lighter hops and a more structured sweetness coupled with some spices and an oaky dryness. Aftertaste shows more complexity with a large spruce and woodsy bit on the back and a subtle sweetness of an Old Ale. Overall, a nice and refreshing beer, perhaps, partially because I didn’t expect this beer to fit in this category, but it’s quite the natural fit. I sampled this 75 cL bottle purchased from Trader Joe’s in Falls Church (Bailey’s Crossroads) on 06-March-2014 earlier in the day following on 07-March-2014 at Giant Foods in Falls Church, VA on 06-May-2014.
Pailhead (5800) - Plymouth, Michigan, USA - MAR 6, 2014
3.8 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
Bottle: The aroma consists of banana, apple, dark fruits, Unibroue yeast, spice, and faint lemon/lemon peel. It pours a dark muddy brown with a faint orange glow around the edges of the glass when held to the light. It has a two finger tan head that is a tad fizzy from what looks like rather lively carbonation. It eventually fades to a thick film. There’s is some sporadic dotted lacing left on the sides of the glass. The flavor starts with a quick dose of banana, dark fruits, caramel, and faint cola. The finish has some light apple, lemon peel, pepper, spice, and just a hint of roast. It’s medium bodied with lively carbonation, but the carbonation never gets prickly. I wouldn’t guess this is 9%. After it warms there is a hint of cinnamon in the finish. Overall, it’s a solid beer at a great price...pretty much what I’ve come to expect from the Trader Joe’s Anniversary beers.
Arayaga2 (1930) - portland, Oregon, USA - MAR 3, 2014
3.7 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 16/20
Dark cola brown with 2 inches of brown head. Aroma is honey, lemon,orange and corriander. Taste is the same, with all the fruity cues, and relatively little residual sugars. $5/750
trapped (1508) - New York, TURKEY - MAR 1, 2014
3.4 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
Bottle. Dark reddish brown with beige foamy head, caramel aroma, high carbonation, caramel mocha taste with alcohol aftertaste, long finish. Very good ale I wondered how it would mature.
killjoy966 (677) - Washington, USA - MAR 1, 2014
3.3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
André and Serge probably didn’t know a whit about how to broue, but they knew an opportunity when they saw it. Now they (along with a Chimay apprentice) can take credit for creating some of the beers responsible for Kickstarting the craft beer movement in America’s yarmulke.
Where once they introduced Belgian ales to a populace satisfied with Molson and Labatt, now they conjure potent potables for grocery stores and must serve their Japanese masters by selling ever more and more beer. But no matter. It’s here again and in order to keep the Trois Pistoles coming someone must drink it.
A big whiff reveal a mixture of a new box of Kroger sheer bandages, straight ether, and overripe bananas. There’s some serious Mario Kart shit going on here. It gives me a bit of a buzz just to inhale and I welcome it like only Dr. Larch can appreciate.
This libation is out to hurt me. Drinking it is like chomping on a handful of Pop Rocks and RC Cola. I don’t know why they make it so carbonated. You mad bro? But I am patient. I can wait out the bubbles because they simply can’t resist escaping from their liquid prison.
I’m trying to come up with the words to describe how it tastes, but half way through the bottle my tongue feels like it is wrapped in gauze that’s been soaked in egg nog spices. I stare at the bottle for inspiration only to realize that this 750mL bottle is 9% ABV (on a school night, no less!) Further bottle label research reveals that this beer is “on lees” which I suppose is French-Canadian for “bottle-conditioned”. I now regret dumping the dregs in my glass.
The copy on the back claims “t will evolve interestingly well” if I cellar it, though I must be sure to abide by the Aug. 2016 “Best before” date stamped for my convenience. You know me so well, TJ.