whaleman (2178) - North Wales, Pennsylvania, USA - MAY 14, 2004
2.7 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Big, loose, sudsy, white head and golden body with abundant carbonation. Aroma is buttery and wheaty with a hint of nuts. Light flavor but there is some decent crispness here. Pale malt quality and hops are detectable. Body is a touch oily. I didn’t find this to be too bad and it was actually quite drinkable. Then again, my bottle was as fresh as possible because I know for a fact that I got this beer on the same day that it was distributed.
imdownthepub (10567) - Banbury, Oxfordshire, ENGLAND - APR 19, 2004
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottled, pasteurised. Yellow with carbonated head. Carbonation boils in the mouth leaving little chance of tasting anything. Left me with heartburn. Sweet insipid acidic, pretty unpleasant.
DocLock (7976) - Lower Pottsgrove, Pennsylvania, USA - APR 12, 2004
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Pale gold color, with not much aroma or flavor. Tastes watery and sweet at the finish. Subtract 0.3 if this is skunked.
Nate (3759) - Indiana, Pennsylvania, USA - APR 11, 2004
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Carbonic acid, metal, no malt, and a touch of hops - bad aroma. Dark yellow clear with thin white head. Heavy watery body with low carbonation. Start is watery, no sweetness with high acidity and medium bitterness. Finish has increased bitterness, undesirable acidity, and still no sweetness. After is lightly sour and bitter, with some chemical bitter lingering taste. Drain pour.
Earlier Rating: 3/15/2004 Total Score: 1.5
Canned German version. Sweet grainy aroma, liked cooked corn almost. Very little malt aroma, and a light beany skunky hops profile. Weak, a bit stale and metallic. Sparkling pale yellow-gold, clear, with foamy-frothy white lacing head. Thick watery body - like something syrupy was added, with medium carbonation. Lightly sweet up front, with decent acidity and a decent attempt at hoppiness. Grainy, beany taste with overly sweet finish. After is quite bitter, not unpleasant - but combined with the overt sweetness of the finish, it does not balance well.
ToolHead (266) - København, DENMARK - APR 7, 2004
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
33 cl bottle, served in generic tulip beer glass.
Golden colour; OK head. Rather anonymous aroma. Modestly hoppy taste w/ a decent crispness, but lacking in the finish. Good drinkability. A very typical Danish golden lager, neither better nor worse than most I've had. A solid thirst-quencher, nothing more.
Beer Snob (501) - Ontario, CANADA - MAR 28, 2004
1.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can. Pale yellow with little fizz that died out very quickly. Sweet - too sweet with a sickly aftertaste. No reason to buy it.
Jeppe (2631) - Ølbutikken, DENMARK - MAR 9, 2004
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Snow white head, clear pale yellow body. Aroma and flavor is almost non-existing. A little hop is all I find in this beer that is boring and bland. What the hell is up with that commercial description by the way...!??!
Andrew196 (1091) - Katy, Texas, USA - FEB 26, 2004
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
If I had to choose between a kick to the gonads and drinking this beer, I may have to sacrifice those nads. This stuff is complete crap! Fuck the brewer for sacrificing the quality of their beer by filling a green bottle with it. Just another sweet adjunct lager with no distinguishing characteristics from any other import lager in a green bottle.
nickchalk (229) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - FEB 25, 2004
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
UPDATED: FEB 27, 2004 Pale straw colour, large white head. Bready aroma of malts: faint and a little pissy. Flavour is not bitter or crisp enough to be a pils and tastes flat and boring. Drink it quickly, it gets really bad as it warms. Medium body, low carbonation. Can.
Aldrighetti (163) - Coltura, ITALY - FEB 20, 2004
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottled, brewed in Italy, 66cl bottle. Terrible. Head fast disappearing (glass was ok, clean and rinsed). Aroma is terrible, sweet, dusty. Taste is sweet too, undetectable bitterness (pilsner???).
This is not a beer, but a substitute.