Embrouille (2788) - SWITZERLAND - AUG 28, 2008
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottled 33cl. An extremely pale yellow beer with a fizzy quick diminishing white head. The nose is of manure. Nothing else. Horrible taste. Metallic, watery with a huge amount of manure showing up. Burnt plastic appearing. Undrinkable. Artificial. Disgusting finish with hints of fish and garbage. An absolute drain poor.
marchcow (664) - Coralville, Iowa, USA - JUN 11, 2008
0.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Light malt and citrus lemon aroma. Very clear and golden with a bubbly white head. Flavor is sweet- light corn, some malt, no hops. Very watery and weak flavors. Little carbonation. A barely noticable beer.
Bragesnak (5323) - Aarhus, DENMARK - APR 30, 2008
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
No character at all. Even the colour is week. Why is "less bitter" a goal?
lassem (652) - Copenhagen, DENMARK - FEB 23, 2008
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
The Struise-brewers tend to use this phrase ."its like having sex in a canoe... its fucking close to water.." - This beer deserves that quote......
Maria (9965) - Thisted, DENMARK - FEB 1, 2008
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
When I tasted this I tried not to be snobby, enthusiast or anything else but a high school girl that really doesn’t like beer. She likes the fact that this "beer" isn’t bitter and that it’s light and refreshing. It has clear notes of corn and it made her burp, but she tries to hide it. Life is marvellous: She is at an outdoor concert on a hot sunny day, and right there just a few meters from her, HE stands, he glances in her direction and smiles....
But then I looked in the mirror and saw a middel aged woman, and the truth be told, she didn’t like it...
I’m sure that the young people might like it though, and perhaps it could encourage them to try other and better beers in time....
Bov (8967) - Bienne, SWITZERLAND - OCT 1, 2007
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
courtesy of Pascal Sauser; brewed by Türk Tuborg - very pale and translucid yellow colour; little foam; aroma of corn and paperboard; skunky; low to medium malt body; slightly oily, sweet, the finish is gently malty with notes of corn and solvant - not drinkable if warmer than 0 Celsius
yespr (29418) - Copenhagen O, DENMARK - AUG 14, 2007
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
33 cL clear bottle. Pours yellow with a lacing white head. Grainy, slight off nose. Mild slight rainy flavour, no bitterness in the finish, same slight off note in the flavour. Bland.
BelgianBeerGal (2958) - Dayton Area, Ohio, USA - FEB 18, 2007
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
UPDATED: MAY 28, 2009 33cL bottle in Turkey. Just a terrible beer across the board. Flavorless and boring. This is bad enough to make baby Jesus cry.
Borup (4884) - Albertslund, DENMARK - FEB 15, 2007
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Can. Light golden colour almost without head. Aroma and flavour of malt and hops. Thin and watery.
Fruergaard (3) - DENMARK - JAN 29, 2007 does not count
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Wow, this is the worst purchase I have done when acuirering beer. Boring is to say the least when speaking of T-Beer.