Tuborg T-Beer

The Struise-brewers tend to use this phrase ."its like having sex in a canoe... its fucking close to water.." - This beer deserves that quote......

When I tasted this I tried not to be snobby, enthusiast or anything else but a high school girl that really doesn’t like beer. She likes the fact that this "beer" isn’t bitter and that it’s light and refreshing. It has clear notes of corn and it made her burp, but she tries to hide it. Life is marvellous: She is at an outdoor concert on a hot sunny day, and right there just a few meters from her, HE stands, he glances in her direction and smiles.... But then I looked in the mirror and saw a middel aged woman, and the truth be told, she didn’t like it... I’m sure that the young people might like it though, and perhaps it could encourage them to try other and better beers in time....

courtesy of Pascal Sauser; brewed by Türk Tuborg - very pale and translucid yellow colour; little foam; aroma of corn and paperboard; skunky; low to medium malt body; slightly oily, sweet, the finish is gently malty with notes of corn and solvant - not drinkable if warmer than 0 Celsius

33 cL clear bottle. Pours yellow with a lacing white head. Grainy, slight off nose. Mild slight rainy flavour, no bitterness in the finish, same slight off note in the flavour. Bland.

33cL bottle in Turkey. Just a terrible beer across the board. Flavorless and boring. This is bad enough to make baby Jesus cry.

Can. Light golden colour almost without head. Aroma and flavour of malt and hops. Thin and watery.

Wow, this is the worst purchase I have done when acuirering beer. Boring is to say the least when speaking of T-Beer.

Can. Light straw colour with no head. Aroma..........no not really. Flavour...like sparkling water with a touch of malt. Waterish, thin, weak. Where is the beer in T-beer?