Tuborg T-Beer

Brewed by Carlsberg Brewery
Style: Pale Lager
Copenhagen, Denmark

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

UPDATED: OCT 18, 2005 (Can 33 cl) This is the original canned version from 2002. Very pale, almost clear with a fairly decent head. First flavour impression is water with beer flavour. This has less character than Budweiser or Corona. Second impression is simply foul - artificial and chemical. Avoid at all costs. 251002

(Bottle 33 cl) New version at 4,9% ABV. Pale golden with a pretty much absent head. No real aroma either. Weird sweetness that doesn’t seem to relate to the malt - as there isn’t really any malty feel. No hops either. Resembles beer but has a flavour of....nothing. But at least no unpleasantries or tangs - to it’s credit. 2/2/1/1/4=1,0 141005

Very weak aroma, some citrus. Pale yellow body, very small white head. Virtually carbonated water, some citric notes.

This is a no good beer, no taste, no smell, no nothing. I would rather drink water than drink this one again

Tuborg’s answer to the scourge of alcopops. Tastes and smells of absolutely nothing, so there’s onlt one reason to drink this: the alcohol. Sure to be a hit with the kids.

330 ml clear bottle, bought in Denmark. ABV is 4.9%. Very pale colour, decent head and lacing. Weak citrussy aroma. Flavour? Nearly flavourless, carbonated water with just a faint hint of crystal malts and citrus. Gets an extra point for not being quite as offensive as some of the other ratings made me expect. The hints of dishwashing liquid in the finish are, after all, not overwhelming ....

Bottle. Clear golden colour with a small white head. Hay metallic barnyard aroma and taste. Light body and a sweet hay finish.

A very bad beer, looking good, but taste like nothing, amazing that Tuborg can brew a beer whitout any taste of beer!!

Nice fresh watery Beer. No surprises here - good for heatwaves and nothing else. Better than its citrus infested "cousin". Strange colour and weak head. Faint watery aroma tainted by elderberries.