Tuborg T-Beer

Brewed by Carlsberg Brewery
Style: Pale Lager
Copenhagen, Denmark

Not that it tastes terrible. It really has no taste, colur etc. Shortly: A beer for people who do not like beer.

Water!

Use it to get drunk, without having to enjoy the taste of beer.

The appearance is very ugly. ABSOLUTELY NO HEAD. It feels like pilsener mixed with water. The T-beer tastes not bad, it tastes of nothing, which is great if you want to drink many. If you try to beat your record for how many beers you can drink in one day, this (brew) is perfect. It sets new standards of the quantity of beer consumation in a beer session. In order to ’enjoy’ this T-beer, a freezer is required. Serve CHILLED 1-2 celsius preferably mixed with ice cubes or lumps of ice.

Canned. An absolutely fascinating beer. One can only imagine what went through the minds of the managers when they created this, my favourite to take the #1 position as the worst beer on RateBeer. The aroma is papery and revoltingly unclean. There is so much adjunct in there, but what is it? Garbage and re-cycled peas fermented for 20 minutes? Finishes gassy and leaves a flavour in you mouth very similar to the what you get when you’re having a stomach flu. However it lacks the infested burning rubber aroma of Stepan Razin Studencheskoye, so I’m kind and award it 0.6, which is extremely generous...

They have GOT to be kidding!

Avoid this beer! Has nothing going for it. It’s an attempt to get to teenagers, who really don’t like beer.

Waoowwwww... Quite impressive. This beer is almost white. Never seen that before. A snowwhite head, that dies instantly. Has a somewhat sweet aroma. Might be from the syrup, they used while brewing. I get some remote notes of sweetness in the flavour, but its hard to find. No bitterness at all. This is probably one of the worst beer i’ve tried yet. Don’t waste your money on this.