Tuborg T-Beer

Brewed by Carlsberg Brewery
Style: Pale Lager
Copenhagen, Denmark

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Not at all as bad as expected. Better than the standard danish pilsners...but that doesn't say it's good. It's average. It starts fruity if you don't drink it too cold, there is some sweetness coming from an above average volume. It's light, OK, with almost no hops, but, as a summer drink; OK.

UPDATED: FEB 19, 2004 Holy Water Batman! This is the worst trick the Joker ever played on the citizens of Denmark town. No Robin this is the work of a new villian: Carlsman. He sells colored water as if it was beer and his sidekick returpanty steals your money while you stare at the can in digust....

It hasn´t a lot of taste. Actually then I would rather drink af nonalcoholic beer.

Can. Palepale blond color. Light soda aroma. The malt is so unexisting that the hop finds a way to appear. Very light, very poor.

Not that it tastes terrible. It really has no taste, colur etc. Shortly: A beer for people who do not like beer.

Water!

Use it to get drunk, without having to enjoy the taste of beer.

The appearance is very ugly. ABSOLUTELY NO HEAD. It feels like pilsener mixed with water. The T-beer tastes not bad, it tastes of nothing, which is great if you want to drink many. If you try to beat your record for how many beers you can drink in one day, this (brew) is perfect. It sets new standards of the quantity of beer consumation in a beer session. In order to ’enjoy’ this T-beer, a freezer is required. Serve CHILLED 1-2 celsius preferably mixed with ice cubes or lumps of ice.