BVery (5443) - Burnsville, Minnesota, USA - DEC 29, 2013
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle. Holy Christ, this is hot as a MF. Nose is hot and roasted peppers. Taste will fry your tongue, throat, and everything in its way. Not my deal.
Ed5388 (1615) - Forked River, New Jersey, USA - DEC 28, 2013
3.3 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
12oz bottle shared by dmac. Pours a hazy straw color with a finger of fast fading fizzy white head. Aroma is nice. Fresh peppers, and earthy vegetables. Taste of black pepper, fresh cut jalapeños and habanero peppers, and a hint of grain. Holy F@%K! This shit burns! Lingering spiciness on the tongue and throat! Surprisingly I'm digging this, despite the intense heat.
DocJitsu (700) - Florida, USA - DEC 16, 2013
2.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
Pours a cloudy orangish-urine color with an Alka-Seltzer head that disappears to no sign of any head at all. There is an undeniable smoky chili nose. A pretty sharp texture without being lively. The flavor is comprised of, you guessed it, chilis. I love chilis, particularly fresh ones that have a smoldering burn. So I enjoy this beer for what it is. It doesnít bill itself as anything it is not. It gets a higher overall rating from me, just for that reason.
sailracer (373) - Massachusetts, USA - DEC 11, 2013
2.5 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle. I went into this with low expectations and was not disappointed. The smell was the best part- it smelled like a garden of pepper plants. The pepper flavor and spice overrode all taste of beer. A novelty. No need to have this one again.
ajnepple (1452) - Clear Creek, Colorado, USA - DEC 3, 2013
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
12 oz bottle from Evergreen Discount. Orange and hazy with a white head that rapidly diminishes to nothing. Aroma is a fiery, hot blend of chill peppers. Wow, very spicy and lingering flavor. I enjoy spicy food and this is still pretty intense. Hello heartburn! Perhaps this could be used for cooking or mixing drinks and blending beer. Iím not sure I will be able to finish this small bottle... I actually had to water it down to finish it. This beer "Brings da Ruckus!"
TURDFERGUSON (3874) - Carrboro, North Carolina, USA - NOV 28, 2013
3.1 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Bottle shared by JD. This is actually much better than expected. Not super hot and spicy as expected, but still definitely brings some
Heat. Can taste a lot of the peppers which is nice. I might even say i enjoyed my few ounces.
Danyel (442) - Colorado, USA - NOV 19, 2013
1.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle. Pours hazy yellow with a white head. Smells extremely peppery, hot, almost burns to smell it too deeply. Has an extreme spice, with a jalapeno flavor coming through...a long burning finish. Itís really undrinkable. Way too intense with not enough flavor to balance out the heat.
harrymel (1439) - Spokane, Washington, USA - NOV 18, 2013
2.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Claims to be the hottest this side of hell.... but I have the Pick of Destiny!
Golden light pale with a little murk and a mirror surface, some bubbles come up in two ovals, which send their bubbles into the same confluent strip, giving this a hard dick and balls look.
Smells like somebody took some beautifully ripened chiliís, I get some poblano mostly and cooked it over a gas grill, nice and aritificial. Some bits of chicken broth.
Really expecting this to taste like piss. Letís see...
Not quite like the piss Iíve had in the past. I initially get a sweetness of grain and maybe marshmallow cream. Then comes the onslaught of demons from the bowels of the deep. Earthy and robust with fiery wrath the peppers charge onto the playfield of my tight, wet, warm mouth. Mmmm, my mouth.... Then I pretty much just feel like some black, no wait, maybe green, toasted green peppercorns just rolled over my mouth with cold mashed potatoes. The appeal is undeniable. Itís hard to imagine a better flavor for the style. (2.5)
Mouthfeel is like a porcupine dick: thin and prickly, and stabs fast like the first few minutes of a Peter North performance. Then my mouth is simply left drenched and dripping wet. My wife likes the way it feels in my mouth.
Overall this is the best chili beer probably ever, second only to the mis-categorized Budweiser Chelada (original, not light).
stevoj (1614) - Boise, Idaho, USA - NOV 10, 2013
1.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
This is not beer, it is hot sauce. Chilies instantly greet the nose with serious heat, taste is heat and peppers, no beer. It will make you sweat. This only for the brave.
jake65 (2514) - Williston, North Dakota, USA - NOV 6, 2013
3 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Bottle: Iíll admit it, I was a little gun-shy about trying this. The $4.99 price tag (12oz) didnít help. Even the pour sounds hot... A fizzy, bubbling, firey sound. Kind of a flat orange/copper color with this vicious bubbly head the swirls around and releases bubble after bubble. It smells hot. It smells like chilies. Chilies, peppers, and green beans. I donít want to drink it; Iím afraid. Finally I do andÖ holy smoke. Hot, ash, smoke, and chilies. My lips are singedÖ I donít want to move. After a minute or so itís not so bad. Hot as youíd expect and then hotter. See how I lied about that Ďnot so badí bullshit. It is hot, but the flavor is there. Good flavor for a chili beer. I think I like the compliments of the smoke the best. Goes really well with the heat. After a while, my nostrils begin to flare up. At least Iím not sweating yet. I sense my mouth producing well deserved extra saliva in an effort to stem the heat. Four sips in and Iím still going strong. Feeling the heat in the back of my throat now as well as a little sweat on my brow. Tongue is tingling. Itís not painful, but borderline close. One of the best pepper beers Iíve had to date. Hard to put a fair rating on it, but for the style/tag I think itís top of the class.