Finish that Bastard!

•  MilkmanDan
  Saturday, March 27, 2010
• Milkman Dan’s house
  862 Bald Lake Ct, Eagan, MN, USA

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Screw you, you stinking bastard. You see, my lovely wife gave me a three-liter bottle of 2005 Double Bastard years back and, not wanting to die, I haven’t tried to drink it. I’m tired of her complaining about it. So, it’s time for you to help me kill the @#$!! thing off.

Feel free to bring other things, but the goal of this event is to drink the bastard. We are not opening other stuff until this damn thing is gone. Well, not much stuff, at least.

Cost: Your mom

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