Panty Party: Just Add Beer for National Porn Day

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Let’s drink to panties. To all kinds of panties. To naughty panties. Granny panties. High-cut panties. Boy-short panties. Hipster panties. Thongs. And the like. In the spirit of National Porn Day this Friday (July 8th), starting at 4 p.m., the Black Squirrel is throwing a panty and beer celebration, with tongue planted firmly against the cheek.

Here’s what you get: free panties, the Elysian Men’s Room Red Bottle Happy Hour from 4 to 7 p.m., and a style of beer to satisfy all your palates. Of course, sexbots and inflatable love dolls drink free.

The beer on tap:

• Burley Oak Just the Tip (Kolsch)
• Devils Backbone Tommy Two-Fists (Export Lager)
• Devils Backbone Wood-Aged Kilt Flasher (Wee Heavy)
• DuClaw Morgazm (Blonde Ale with Citrus)
• Elysian Men’s Room Red (Amber Ale)
• Evil Twin Wet Dream (Brown Ale)
• Four Hands Devil’s Invention (American Stout)
• Franklins Hot Tub Time Machine (Imperial IPA)
• Great Lakes Rackhouse (BBA Strong Ale)
• Ocelot Two Lost Souls (IPA)
• Sixpoint Sweet Action (Cream Ale)
• Smuttynose Smuttlabs Oak-Aged The Stallion (Imperial Stout)
• Wild Beer Co. Bliss (Oak-Aged Saison)
• Wild Wolf Primal Instinct (IPA)

The Black Squirrel chef will dispense hot buns and XXX-rated burgers dripping with amorous-producing juices.

There is the Panty-Dropper burger -- eight inches of two patties topped with onions rings, American cheese, sautéed onions and bacon. There is the Kim Kardashian burger -- two beef patties wedged between you-have-to-be-kidding buns in High West Mumbo sauce. And there’s the Slippery When Wet burger -- our classic burger stuffed with cheddar cheese and topped with macaroni and a sunny-side-up egg.

All of this adds up to a panty-peeling good time…when you just add beer.

Panty Party: Just Add Beer. Natl Porn Day Celebration
The Black Squirrel, Friday. July 8th, starting at 4 p.m.
2427 18th Street NW
Washington, DC 20009
202-232-1011
www.BlackSquirrelDC.com
@ThBlackSquirrel


http://www.BlackSquirrelDC.com

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