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An ass clown brewery?

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beers 5310 º 09:40 Wed 9/7/2011

Ass Clown Brewing? Sure enough, they got a license from ATF.

These new brewery names keep raising the bar of name aberrancy. I am wondering what some of the new brewery names will be like in five years from now.

 
ucusty
beers 2691 º places 52 º 09:55 Wed 9/7/2011

NC Represent whoop whoop

 
SpencerDB
beers 223 º 10:25 Wed 9/7/2011

Their beer is actually good too. I canít wait till they send some out to a few more bars in the area. Itís really limited at the moment, unfortunately.

 
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beers 211 º 10:27 Wed 9/7/2011

Yeah, I donít see myself buying a beer with "Ass Clown" in the name -- especially not beers that start with names like "Ass Clown Dark Chocolate". I donít know what kind of dark chocolate comes from a clownís ass, but Iím not drinking it. ;)

Well, maybe if there was a really good deal on it (Knowing that despite the name, it actually has to meet normal sanitary standards for a consumable beverage and doesnít really come from a clownís ass). But, in general, Iíve got to say these type of names and labels are a deterrent to me buying something. I mean, Iím not sure I could drink something like "Moose Drool" without having a mental picture of animal saliva in my head.

I like old-fashioned names and nice looking labels. Thereís an occasional exception where Iíll say "Oh, cool, an orange peel with a face!", but for the most part you arenít going to sell me on stuff that seems like it was created in an attempt to amuse middle school students.

Even Flying Dogís labels I think turn me off from buying the beer somewhat. I bought a mix pack like once or something. The artwork is viscerally disturbing. Alright, the dog-headed snake on their IPA is kind of cool. ;) But mostly...

 
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beers 5591 º places 191 º 10:34 Wed 9/7/2011

I had a feeling that name might get some attention around here...

 
17thfloor
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beers 2437 º places 18 º 10:37 Wed 9/7/2011

maybe them, Ass Kisser and Clown Shoes should get together and do a collab...

 
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beers 9410 º places 661 º 10:43 Wed 9/7/2011

Originally posted by SpencerDB
Their beer is actually good too. I canít wait till they send some out to a few more bars in the area. Itís really limited at the moment, unfortunately.


Ratings look good

 
GT2
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beers 9410 º places 661 º 10:44 Wed 9/7/2011

Originally posted by 17thfloor
maybe them, Ass Kisser and Clown Shoes should get together and do a collab...




Ass Clown Kisser Shoes?

 
Cornfield
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beers 5570 º places 143 º 10:47 Wed 9/7/2011

Iím looking forward to Ass Clown Butt Nugget Brown!

 
beastiefan2k
beers 2867 º places 194 º 14:12 Wed 9/7/2011

I wonder if Mike Judge can sue them?

 
tennisjoel
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beers 1231 º places 32 º 14:14 Wed 9/7/2011

Or Michael Bolton?