Bad named breweries....

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Message 77ships P beers 14200 º places 917 º 07:45 Tue 8/12/2014 Originally posted by DrnkMcDermott A local homebrewing group that pours at a couple of events in Chicago: Big Dicks. Their tap handles have condoms on them. Do they sell a cream ale & milk stout?
Message minutemat P beers 14673 º places 551 º 07:50 Tue 8/12/2014 I just had a beer called Cocky from a UK brewery called Piddle. Piddle is another word for Piss. And this beer tasted worse than piss.
Message minutemat P beers 14673 º places 551 º 07:52 Tue 8/12/2014 Oh yeah, and Quaffing Gravy. Just.. terrible.

Message phaleslu P admin beers 16532 º places 792 º 08:26 Tue 8/12/2014 Ohio has a bunch, as previously mentioned. I don’t like the name JAFB-Wooster on many levels: it’s an acronym, it stands for Just Another Fucking Brewery, it has a hyphen and a town name in the title. Just bad all around. I’ll second most of the ones mentioned above. Here are a few others: 7venth Sun (FL) - Numbers in place of letters = unforgiveable. Sweet Mullets (WI) - Like Hoof Hearted, it’s a joke that was not very funny in the first place and gets old quick, and they’re stuck with it forever. Karben4 (WI) - What is that? Singin’ River (AL), Crazy Sista (AL), Freak’N (AZ) - Misspelled words, abbreviated, slang - annoying. CAUTION: (CO) - Breweries that can’t turn Caps Lock off. I’m not a fan of the ones that just use a city or state. And, of course, all the breweries that use names that already exist elsewhere.
Message TURDFERGUSON beers 4067 º places 154 º 08:37 Tue 8/12/2014 Horny Hideaway (aka Horny Goat Brewing Company) Unknown Brewing
Message jmikolich P beers 1486 º places 112 º 09:18 Tue 8/12/2014 Originally posted by phaleslu Ohio has a bunch, as previously mentioned. I don’t like the name JAFB-Wooster on many levels: it’s an acronym, it stands for Just Another Fucking Brewery, it has a hyphen and a town name in the title. Just bad all around. Also the owners/founders surnames initials. If you go in there the locals get terribly annoyed when people call it by its more widely known acronym. They make darn good IPA’s though.
Message Frank beers 4561 º places 92 º 12:13 Tue 8/12/2014 Another bad one in Chicago that is opening soon (I think) is Motor Row Brewing. I don’t think it’s a bad name on its own but to me it sounds like the name of a brewery from Detroit. Yeah, I guess the Motor City doesn’t have complete dominance of all things motor but still... Good folks though.

Message miketd beers 5 º places 125 º 12:43 Tue 8/12/2014 Originally posted by jmikolich Originally posted by phaleslu Ohio has a bunch, as previously mentioned. I don’t like the name JAFB-Wooster on many levels: it’s an acronym, it stands for Just Another Fucking Brewery, it has a hyphen and a town name in the title. Just bad all around. Also the owners/founders surnames initials. If you go in there the locals get terribly annoyed when people call it by its more widely known acronym. They make darn good IPA’s though. Fuck the locals, that’s what the brewer told me it stood for the first time I met him. And they do make great beer, so don’t care about the name. Come to think if it, I don’t like the Fat Head’s name or logo either, but the make some of the best beer I have ever had...
Message phaleslu P admin beers 16532 º places 792 º 13:05 Tue 8/12/2014 I don’t think anyone is knocking any of these breweries’ beers, just their names.
Message Reid beers 3528 º places 95 º 13:19 Tue 8/12/2014 Seems there is an abundance of brewery owners with 14 year old boy minds out there.