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Creative ratings?


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radarsock 895:48
Originally posted by Quasimodo
I like the reviews from the people who rated Budweiser a 4-5. http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/budweiser/473/3/1/
Seems like they only started an RB account just so they could do that.
11/15/2012 10:22:05 AM

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UDBeernut 1652:115
Do the needful and your daily hygene Mr. Patel: rate beers how ever you like.
11/15/2012 10:26:57 AM

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Quasimodo 217:
Originally posted by radarsock
[Seems like they only started an RB account just so they could do that.


Yep. A lot of them only have a few reviews or only reviewed Bud. Sack up and drink the King!
11/15/2012 10:38:35 AM

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bytemesis 3076:367
How have I not seen your reviews before! I love it :)
11/15/2012 11:17:58 AM

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Sarlacc83 702:29
My next review is going to start: Brillig were the slithy toves, just so I can get a rush from writing stream of conscious nonsense.
11/15/2012 12:26:14 PM

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Quasimodo 217:
My next review will be written in 1970s jive talk with a Cockney accent.
11/15/2012 12:33:10 PM

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radarsock 895:48
My next rate will be written in Japanese.
11/15/2012 12:35:50 PM

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ContemplateBeer 1526:111
My next rate will be written from beyond the grave...

If only I knew text features, and Halloween hadn’t passed...
11/15/2012 2:11:05 PM

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notalush 4823:329
Originally posted by bartalone

This is area I do not understand as to why the ratings all read the similar???

Where is the creative narration of the enjoyment of wonderful beverages?

I wish that people would do the needful and not just say thing like "hint of acorn with a butter and musky after-tone - pour like blah blah blah - have froth head. etc...."

I wish that the people would speak of great experience while drinking the lovely liquids and not just talk of same thing by many people!

I love you.



Your ratings aren’t creative; they’re a bunch of random, incoherent gobbledygook. Reading them is like reading stream of consciousness poetry written by a 15 year old.
11/15/2012 2:26:41 PM

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radarsock 895:48
bartalone’s rating of Lagunitas Sonoma Farmhouse Hop Stoopid: "Oh sweet mother of Louis Prima… This is but an average, OK beer. Well, it is average and OK in the same way as when you see a woman’s buttcheeks and say “those are OK butt cheeks” – but then you consider….and ponder for a moment…and realize…”THOSE ARE BUTTCHEEKS!” While buttcheeks are the very essence of the universe (a scientific fact) – combined with a soundtrack of Mr. Prima to compliment the cheeks of which I speak, make for a nice equation to happiness, they do not fully capture the spirit of a unified, collective conscious. Nevertheless, this beer is named stooped as a prank for such silly things or what there is to consider in the world of happy times. I like this beer OK – it is better than many others, much like the unappreciated buttcheeks spoken of earlier."


WHAT?
11/15/2012 2:32:05 PM

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