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Creative ratings?


read 1674 times • 43 replies • posted 11/14/2012 10:52:57 PM

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ALLOVATE 2443:96
Originally posted by radarsock
bartalone’s rating of Lagunitas Sonoma Farmhouse Hop Stoopid: "Oh sweet mother of Louis Prima… This is but an average, OK beer. Well, it is average and OK in the same way as when you see a woman’s buttcheeks and say “those are OK butt cheeks” – but then you consider….and ponder for a moment…and realize…”THOSE ARE BUTTCHEEKS!” While buttcheeks are the very essence of the universe (a scientific fact) – combined with a soundtrack of Mr. Prima to compliment the cheeks of which I speak, make for a nice equation to happiness, they do not fully capture the spirit of a unified, collective conscious. Nevertheless, this beer is named stooped as a prank for such silly things or what there is to consider in the world of happy times. I like this beer OK – it is better than many others, much like the unappreciated buttcheeks spoken of earlier."


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I just finished reading that and have lost all meaning in my life!
11/15/2012 7:05:35 PM

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FatPhil 9425:304
In what country is it legal for 12-year-olds to drink beer? He is 12, right?
11/16/2012 2:49:10 AM

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Glouglouburp 6085:423
Just read this dude, http://www.ratebeer.com/View-User-227834.htm, over 700 ratings today only. Pure poetry.
11/16/2012 2:22:29 PM

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