Home alone (again) tonight.

Hold on - when you said beside me the dog is licking his arse do you mean that you are also licking your arse ?

Or is the dog sat beside you?

be more fucken specific!!!

Originally posted by BlackHaddock
OK, now is the time to reveal my ’guilty secret’.

I have bought a bottle of ’Sorrel’ Shandy Carib from TESCO. This rate will take me clear top (I was = top) of the raters for Trinidad and Tobago: I kid you not!

I have walked past the shelf for over a year not buying the bottles sat there, each daring me to purchase one, just for the tick.

Today I have become a ’tick whore’: I know it’s going to be awful, yet I still bought it. I’ll drink the whole 330ml bottle, even though the 1.2% ABV might knock me about.

Beside me the dog is licking his arse and I have some Wensleydale and Cranberry Cheese lined up to help me force down the Shandy.

I hope to report back later.

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Originally posted by Theydon_Bois
Hold on - when you said beside me the dog is licking his arse do you mean that you are also licking your arse ?

Or is the dog sat beside you?

be more fucken specific!!!

Originally posted by SarkyNorthener

Originally posted by Theydon_Bois
Hold on - when you said beside me the dog is licking his arse do you mean that you are also licking your arse ?

Or is the dog sat beside you?

be more fucken specific!!!

He is also ticking whores now.

Www.ratewhore.com

Dog and me now sharing the settee, arses moist and clean. The sickly Sorrel Shandy now a distant memory. The cleansing beer being SHIPA (single hop india pale ale) Mandarina, from Kreativbrauerei, Hamburg (7.5% ABV).

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