If Four Loco was made by Anhueser Busch instead of some small company? Would it get banned

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vollont
19:31 Thu 8/2/2012

All of caffeine booze drinks got banned by the fda cause idiots would just drink it till they drop dead instead of being responsible with it. Do you think that if Four Loco was created by a giant corporation like Inbev who owns Budweiser is is now about to buy up Corona instead of a small no name company, would the drink have gotten banned? Or not and why?

 
RABinCO
beers 1508 º places 101 º 19:38 Thu 8/2/2012

can an admin let me know if it’s against policy to spam this guy with links to meat spin?

 
DietPepsican
beers 1578 º places 61 º 20:29 Thu 8/2/2012

Ask Sparks.

 
502Che
beers 999 º places 47 º 20:35 Thu 8/2/2012

ask Jeeves, or google, or something. Just, for God’s sake, stop asking us this shit!

 
SudsMcDuff
beers 7663 º places 190 º 20:41 Thu 8/2/2012

are you retarded?

 
italarican
beers 1539 º places 101 º 20:45 Thu 8/2/2012

Threeve.

 
b3shine
beers 7662 º places 315 º 20:47 Thu 8/2/2012

Dude..... Did you submit your research proposal to IRB? And if so, who’s ass did you kiss to get a Primary Investigator for this shitty mess of a qualitative "research project"?

 
GT2
beers 9411 º places 672 º 20:59 Thu 8/2/2012

Yes, it would have. Because the FDA has the authority on that shit. It doesn’t need individual laws passed for every decision. So even if InBev lobbied that shit, FDA would easily still ban it.

 
dmac
beers 5167 º places 35 º 21:07 Thu 8/2/2012

Is your lead free caffeine high in calories. I am intrigued, please send me more information.

 
502Che
beers 999 º places 47 º 21:11 Thu 8/2/2012

Against my first instinct, I think this guy is not in this for actual academic/substantial research. I would suspect he is a InBev drone who lied on his resume, somehow landed a marketing/research job that he is unqualified for (rich associated dad, or perhaps a mom who aborted Mr Busch’ 15th born to keep the tartar off of his record), got really excited that he got the job, got his first assignment, panicked when he got his first assignment, realized he was totally unqualified, beat off in the handicap stall of the employee bathroom on the floor below his twice in a row to relieve the stress, then created an account here so that we can do his work for him.

Be honest, am I close?

 
DuffMan
beers 8815 º places 334 º 21:44 Thu 8/2/2012

Why do you ask? Do you miss it? Was Four Loko your beverage of choice at your androgynous rave parties? Do you get nostalgic for chugging a few cans after dropping some E and crying like a baby because Paul Oakenfold was just so awesome that nobody else could understand?

Here’s a thought: how ’bout we stick to questions about BEER?

(Just so you know, I am giving you the finger right now)