They’ll start with something boring: Hit the Lites, Lager Messiah.
Then they’ll jump on the IPA bandwaggon: Master of Hop Pellets, Hoppier than Thou.
They’ll need an impy too: The Strongest Stout
But they’ll not be able to resist the sour trend: Battery Acid
There may be some duff batches on the way: The Unfermented, The Golden that Failed
I’m glad to see that the argument "has Metallica sold out?" has finally been settled conclusively, and beyond any possible reprieve.
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Metallica are to metal as Budweiser is to beer... so seems about right to me. Trouble is every time I go for a piss Lars will want me arrested for illegally copying his beer...
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Originally posted by evilempire
Metallica are to metal as Budweiser is to beer... so seems about right to me. Trouble is every time I go for a piss Lars will want me arrested for illegally copying his beer...
Heh.
I still do like the EARLY stuff though, every now and again. But I’m also not a rivethead, so consider the source...
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Originally posted by Erlangernick
Originally posted by evilempire
Metallica are to metal as Budweiser is to beer... so seems about right to me. Trouble is every time I go for a piss Lars will want me arrested for illegally copying his beer...
Heh.
I still do like the EARLY stuff though, every now and again. But I’m also not a rivethead, so consider the source...
to be fair, I should’ve qualified that as ’post Black Album Metallica’
St Anger may actually be more insipid than Bud...
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It’s normal Budweiser with Metallica on the can, right? I think it’s fitting that a band now devoid of any creativity, excitement or originality chooses to re-badge a bland, boring beer rather than devise their own. Similar to how a tired, worn-out band like Iron Maidon teamed up with a tired, out-of-touch real ale brewer like Robinsons for their boring Trooper ale. And bands that still excite, such as Clutch, Mastodon & Slayer, are teaming up with decent breweries for interesting beers such as a complex dark sour, passionfruit saison & a full-bodied red ale.
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Fight Fire with Fire- new #1 strongest beer in the world. Brewed entirely out of Metallica members tears after finding out how much money they lose via Napster.
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The beer (band) that failed
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The Cliff years are some of the best music ever recorded. Dig that t-shirt of Cliff staring at you and saying "It should have been Lars..."
To quote the Facebook meme (or whatever):
This beer is aged on unsold copies of Reload.
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So they’re putting beer in their tears and canning it, seems like they could make more than 91,000.
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