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read 292 times | 8 replies | posted 7/15/2008 6:43:50 AM
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 P  JorisPPattyn 4500:14
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here was a young girl called Ann Heuser
Who swore than no man could surpreuser
But InBev took a chance
Found a Schlitz in her pants
And now she is sadder Budweiser
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 P  cgarvieuk 2536:11
Oh that truly is bad. In the best possible tradition 7/15/2008 6:56:45 AM

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 P  MrRomero 1896:103
Hahaha.thumbs up 7/15/2008 8:21:43 AM

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 P  kp 6200:11
applause 7/15/2008 10:07:44 AM

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 P  zappafan99 332:7
There was an old woman called Ann Heuser
Who bored everyman who tried her
But InBev second glanced
Found a penny for a dance
And now she is a richer miser.cheers!
7/19/2008 6:39:52 PM

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 P  unclemike 374:11
Hilarious 7/19/2008 7:14:11 PM

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 P  BlackDonald 1039:58
Hilarious applause 7/19/2008 8:03:44 PM

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 P  josarah 72:65
Brilliant! 7/21/2008 8:55:15 AM

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 P  Homebrewerguy 253:9
There was a girl called Budweiser,
who’s beer was considered a riser.
Inbev came along,
to make it strong,
and so he buys her.

7/22/2008 6:26:42 AM

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