Dear Breweries...

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Alen
places 1 º 12:41 Wed 3/19/2014

Can you give a ínameí to your beer, instead of a ísentenceí, and in some cases a run-on sentence?

Thankssssss

 
fiveacestx
beers 919 º places 171 º 12:44 Wed 3/19/2014

LOL. Agreed. But the more breweries and beers that are produced the harder it will be to come up with a catchy name.

 
HuskerTan
beers 1521 º places 84 º 12:46 Wed 3/19/2014

So you arenít particularly fond of names like

"McGuires Iíll Have What the Gentleman on the Floor is Having Barley Wine"

or

"Evil Twin Christmas Eve at a New York city hotel room"

Haha all joking aside I agree.

 
Alen
places 1 º 12:48 Wed 3/19/2014

LOL. It seems like some of the breweries put the beer description as the beer name these days, instead of just naming a beer w/ one or two words and just describing what that beer is (what barrel aged, etc etc) in the description section of the beer. There are plenty of words in the English language that can still be used to name a beer w/ a name or two, instead of some sentence.

 
phaleslu
beers 9021 º places 532 º 12:55 Wed 3/19/2014

I agree. All those words - thatís what the description is for. Plus, it would give us less of this ISO: BCBCBCBWBBWBBW nonsense.

 
GT
beers 9933 º places 672 º 12:58 Wed 3/19/2014

I agree, even for special cask stuff that has like a dozen added ingredients, just name it something else.

For instance, Pizza Portís Dusk til Dawn coffee imperial porter with coconut is called "Second Breakfast". Most places would just call is coconut dusk til dawn.

Itís easy, makes it more fun too.

 
Alen
places 1 º 13:03 Wed 3/19/2014

And I think some of the breweries should ease off on the philosophical paragraphs and words from the wise on the labels. Just tell me maybe the process used to make the beer and a bottling date, we donít need wise words from Socrates or something your grandpa said on your family farm 30 years ago.
:) Ok maybe Iím pushing w/ this one, but sometimes less is more.

 
MikeLuke23
beers 83 º places 6 º 14:19 Wed 3/19/2014

Anything is better than brewery or hop name + style.

 
Countbeer
beers 5958 º places 252 º 14:41 Wed 3/19/2014

How can you say that?!

I dig these names, they serve like a new dimension to this growing beer madness!
But for each itís own.

*sips from his Kaapse Bea* (talking about short names)...

 
DietPepsican
beers 1583 º places 62 º 14:45 Wed 3/19/2014

Makes for better acronyms, something we definitely need more of.

 
pinkie
beers 470 º places 10 º 14:49 Wed 3/19/2014

Iíll have a beer I can drink form a abottle and a glass, one that suits me and tastes good, one that makes some people mad because itís not good enough or expensive enough and one that gets me high with regards after I have not spent too much money.

What was the question?