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o, I opened my front door to a very very pleasant aroma...
I call into the other room, "Baby, what did you cook? It smells delicious!"
G/F: "I cooked a brat for myself."
Me: "Oh yea it smells delicious! What beer did you use? Did you use one of the Czechvars in the fridge?"
G/F: "No? What’s that? I used something dark"
Me: "Uh.. okay... what did you use?"
G/F: "You had two of them, so I used one... let me show you"
I go in the kitchen to find an empty bottle of :
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/tyranena-devil-over-a-barrel/8621
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and two of them I did not have.. the other bottle was a different Tyranena Brewers Gone Wild series beer that looks basically the same...
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Really...what are women good for???
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My ex drank a bottle of Deviation once. Notice the "ex" part of the first sentence...
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if you can’t let bottle of beer slide you’re probably not someone who should have a girlfriend... or at least you should admit you failed to properly teach her that the beer in your fridge is off-limits. really your only complaint is that she didn’t also cook you a brat.
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If mine she would be history 
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No, I’m not pissed. I’ve had the beer 3 times before. I just find it hilarious that she picked a beer in the 100th percentile... and that immediately when I walked in it smelled sooooo good. We’ve been together 4 years and this isn’t going to break us up. Maybe if she reached in the cellar for my Earthmonk...
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Ha!!!
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Not, reading, obviously!!  Oh man, you just can’t win there, because YOU get to be that bad guy for making a woman feel guilty... and yet YOU are out a rare fricken beer. Or else she’s sincerely making the ’oh I’m so sorry’ face but trying not to laugh at the ’funny’ little goof-up you are so mad about - anyway, you can’t WIN there bro.
Seriously, Joe T - can you or somebody market some kind of PLEASE DO NOT OPEN THIS BEER!! cap seal stickers, so that our beer-illiterate friends do not go crazy on our rarest bottles??
This will spare a world of pain for everyone.
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the real question is did you drink the warm brat-beer-juice from the pan?
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tis a fine beer....I’m sure that brat was good!
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that’s the funny part... out of living together for four years and cooking hundreds of brats, she has never made such a mistake. I have 3 fridges full of beer and she went to the cellar to get one for cooking... go figure
maybe she did know... maybe she logged into ratebeer and tried to find a beer I had in my cellar in the 100th percentile... and opened it and cooked with it on purpose to get back at me for something! oh man that’s viscous
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