Yeah. What’s up with that? Who cooks only one brat? 
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Rub her nose in the pan, and yell "bad, bad!" Then, smack her across the face. That’s what a real man would do.
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fuck the beer, a girl who cooks food without a portion for me is out the door!
plus i train my women on beer second thing( ), so that never happens with that type of bottle. 
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yeah where’s after4ever to break this down?
You probably are under anticipating the value of Christmas for her, or the suggestion she made that visiting your folks for the holidays was a good idea actually meant she didn’t want to go and you weren’t getting the message.
*1 brat plus killed beer means something.
jt
* Kevin’s second album title
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Sim’s mum and dad were staying over once. Sim and I slept in while her folks are always up at the crack of dawn. When I get up I walk into the kitchen to find Sim’s dad (who is an AMAZING cook) marinading ribs for a BBQ later on. "I used a beer to cook with by the way..."
I turn round to find a half gone, uncapped 3 year old Westy 12 on the counter.
"guess it’s a Trappist breakfast" I thought to myslf
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Marry her. Immediately. Just so you can be closer to her dad.
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But seriously, folks. . . How were the ribs?
That whole incident is something that I might be kind of pissed about at first, but also kind of excited about once I thought a little more. It was probably somewhat of a serendipitous moment, something that you would have never thought to plan on your own, but that turned out completely awesome.
At least he saved you half of the beer to drink in its unadulterated glory.
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Everyone’s nagging at the girlfriend but I think 17thfloor is the real loser here. How hard is it to tell your girl that you only need 1 shelf in the fridge and that’s where your precious beers are. Even my teenage kids leave those alone.
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What do you think? They were SPECTACULAR!!!
I can still recall the flavour clearly. He did the same ribs with Orval too one time. They were even better.
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My wife hates beer. Not sure if its a great thing or a bad thing. I guess its good that I never have to worry about her taking something I have been looking forward to, but bad in that when I have a great beer and just offer her a sniff (I know she wont taste it) she refuses and looks appalled. On the other hand, she knows what they mean to me and protects them from her mom who will grab anything in the fridge, take a swig, says its gross and then leave it to sit on the counter. So I guess I got that going for me 
oh yeah, I believe the last beer I got her to try was a KRE, and she thought it was totally disgusting. I thought for sure that was the beer to turn her to the good side!
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