Belgium > Brussels
Beer Available At Le Poechenellekelder (arranged by most recent)
St Feuillien Grand Cru 93, Watou Tripel 95, Boon Oude Geuze Mariage Parfait 98, Moeder Overste 78, De la Senne Zinnebir 91, De Dolle Arabier 96, De Ranke Guldenberg 95, Tripel Karmeliet 99, Forestinne Ambrosia 63, Forestinne Primoria 50, Bink Blond 72, Martinís Pale Ale 55, Blaugies La Moneuse Speciale NoŽl 92, De Ranke Noir De Dottignies 95, Cantillon Iris 99, Rochefort Trappistes 10 100, Rochefort Trappistes 6 98, La Caracole Nostradamus 96
Travlr (1887) Washington, Washington DC | November 28, 2008
72 AMBIANCE 5/5 SERVICE 6/10 SELECTION 10/15 FOOD 7/10 VALUE 8/10 OVERALL 15/20
Puppet theme. Good beer selection, decent food, lots of good cheeses. Mostly young and inexperienced waitstaff, but friendly, especially by Brussels standards. Don’t bend down to pick up the two euro coin on the stairs - it’s nailed down! Great for watching tourists go berserk over that puny ridiculous statue.
t0rin0 (1505) Do Not Resuscitate, California | November 18, 2013
76 AMBIANCE 3/5 SERVICE 5/10 SELECTION 13/15 FOOD N/A VALUE 7/10 OVERALL 17/20
Visited in October 2012.
The dolls, those freaking creepy dolls everywhere. Itís funny but a bit disturbing. Theyíre everywhere, except outside, which is where we sat. We had a table on the edge of the property, with in arms reach of the massive crowd of tourists snapping pictures of the manneken pis statue. That whole area is full of manneken pis trinkets including a giant chocolate one next door to the real thing. I understand that this place is touristy but the service was garbage. The guy was nice enough when he wanted to be but he only showed up once to take our order and that was quite a while after we sat down. Yeah yeah, we get it, your tip is built in to the price so you donít have to give a crap about being friendly but you donít need to be a prick about it. Next time I go to Europe Iím wearing the Homer Simpson Uncle Sam shirt ( http://i.imgur.com/IT3tits.jpg ).
The bottle list is pretty good. Not quite Akkurat but pretty good regardless. I got some random saison that I had never had and everyone else also got ticks. Besides ticks they have some lambic, some saison, and some trappist beers. I didnít ask if they sill had any but inside the building were several cases of empty 1999 Bellevue Selection Lambic bottles.
Over all this is a pretty cool place but like much of Europe if youíre not pretending like you have a lot of money youíll be treated like dirt. Itís funny that a lot of the scores Iíve been giving are considerably lower than the average but thatís almost entirely due to the shitty service.
3fourths (1444) Boulder, Colorado | June 4, 2008| Updated August 11, 2009
80 AMBIANCE 5/5 SERVICE 7/10 SELECTION 12/15 FOOD 8/10 VALUE N/A OVERALL 16/20
A quality beer cafe located directly across the street from Mannekin Pis. Gueuze, kriek, trappist (incl. Westvleteren), a fine beer menu. We ordered a Girardin Gueuze and a plate of meat, cheese, pickles and pearl onions and sat outdoors to people watch and relax on a sunny but chilly mid-morning. Inside itís wooden and dark but the interior has a lot of character. Iíd put this in the must-visit group if youíre in central Brussels walking around, drinking and eating.
brokensail (1094) Orange County, California | October 8, 2012
80 AMBIANCE 4/5 SERVICE 7/10 SELECTION 12/15 FOOD N/A VALUE 7/10 OVERALL 17/20
A very interesting bar. Plenty of outside seating which is much different from the rather cramped and eccentric/oddly decorated interior. Service was pretty decent, prices were fair, and the beer list was pretty solid as well. Right next to the Mannekin Pis, so you can stop here for a beer after snapping your photos.
nate2g (1034) Boomtown!, Australia | March 22, 2011
80 AMBIANCE 4/5 SERVICE 8/10 SELECTION 12/15 FOOD N/A VALUE N/A OVERALL 16/20
Welcoming bar in the busy foot traffic zone around Manneken Pis. On a quieter day I can easily feel at home here, even with all the kitsch and quirkiness. Definitely loses the appeal when itís jam-packed. Nice selection of lambics but exy for the privilege. Staff are efficient. Enjoyable. (Visited March í10 and again in March í11)
Boudicca (949) London, England | April 22, 2011| Updated April 25, 2011
70 AMBIANCE 3/5 SERVICE 6/10 SELECTION 11/15 FOOD N/A VALUE 5/10 OVERALL 15/20
We visited Le Poechenellekelder on 30 March and again on 10 April when passing through Brussels. As others have said, itís right next to the Manneken Pis and, on a sunny day, the pavement cafť area outside is always crowded and hemmed in by hordes of tourists loitering with their cameras pointed towards the diminutive statue.
The main bar, which has two rooms, is entered via metal steps up to first floor level (and thereís an equally steep descent to the toilets at the back of the main bar, next to two life size mannequins sitting near a table with comfy cushions on benches reserved for regulars). There are dark wooden tables with small brass plaques commemorating previous occupants and an array of slightly macabre puppets hanging from the walls. If you were to lie on your back on the floor, youíd have the impression of looking down on crates of beer and tables of glasses, which have been fixed to the ceiling.
Thereís a reasonable 2-page beer list which included, crucially for me, bottled lambics Ė in my view, there is no other way to start or finish a visit to Belgium than with a Hanssens kriek or something similar. They are relatively pricey here but they are served in a pouring basket and come with a tiny bowl of nibbles.
Beershine (822) The Sunshine State, Florida | June 11, 2009
66 AMBIANCE 3/5 SERVICE 6/10 SELECTION 10/15 FOOD 6/10 VALUE N/A OVERALL 14/20
Nondescript place, given itís in a location that would seem to be a tourist trap. And it would be exactly that were it not for the fact that they happen to have a few gems on the beer menu, with a focus on lambik. Faro will be on tap most likely. The interior decor is wonderfully Flemish kitch, and the outdoor patio is spacious. However, the food menu is sparse and overpriced.
Dogbrick (796) Columbus, Ohio | June 17, 2012
86 AMBIANCE 5/5 SERVICE 8/10 SELECTION 12/15 FOOD N/A VALUE 7/10 OVERALL 18/20
(Visited 12/2011): Le Poechenellekelder is located right by the Manneken Pis near the Grote Markt. We ducked in during a parade for a break from the crush of people.
The bar is multi-level and has an eclectic decor, with lots of breweriana and Manneken-related photos etc. Empty cases of Westy by the stairs is a cool touch.
There are 5 or so beers on tap, and 100+ available in bottles. A seasonal menu is provided, including St Feuillien Cuvťe de NoŽl and Gordon X-Mas on our visit.
Service on a crowded early evening was good. Our server was friendly and explained the beer options well.
We did not have food on our visit.
Overall this place is recommended for beer-lovers, especially given its proximity to the tourist attractions nearby.
Fin (730) Merton, Oxfordshire, England, England | October 24, 2012
78 AMBIANCE 4/5 SERVICE 8/10 SELECTION 12/15 FOOD N/A VALUE 7/10 OVERALL 15/20
Back in 2008 with Lynn, Barry, Spud (Nick) and Treacle (Anna) we had a pleasant time here. Beer choice very good, Barry liberated an Orval bottle opener from here though he rather unconvincingly suggested that the barman gave it to him. Service was very good and it is fairly centrally located. Quite strangely we have not been here since, not sure why as we really liked this place.
Oakes (724) Vancouver, British Columbia | June 11, 2009
60 AMBIANCE 3/5 SERVICE 6/10 SELECTION 9/15 FOOD 4/10 VALUE 3/10 OVERALL 12/20
Across from that stupid statue. Had a couple of good beverage choices. The croque monsieur was poor value, though, as it was almost all bread for for seven euros thatís not good enough.
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