Le Poechenellekelder

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  • AMBIANCE 5/5
  • SERVICE 6/10
  • SELECTION 10/15
  • FOOD 7/10
  • VALUE 8/10
  • OVERALL 15/20
Travlr  (2490) Washington, Washington DC | November 28, 2008
Puppet theme. Good beer selection, decent food, lots of good cheeses. Mostly young and inexperienced waitstaff, but friendly, especially by Brussels standards. Don’t bend down to pick up the two euro coin on the stairs - it’s nailed down! Great for watching tourists go berserk over that puny ridiculous statue.
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  • AMBIANCE 5/5
  • SERVICE 7/10
  • SELECTION 12/15
  • FOOD 8/10
  • VALUE N/A
  • OVERALL 16/20
3fourths  (1537) Boulder, Colorado | June 4, 2008| Updated August 11, 2009
A quality beer cafe located directly across the street from Mannekin Pis. Gueuze, kriek, trappist (incl. Westvleteren), a fine beer menu. We ordered a Girardin Gueuze and a plate of meat, cheese, pickles and pearl onions and sat outdoors to people watch and relax on a sunny but chilly mid-morning. Inside itís wooden and dark but the interior has a lot of character. Iíd put this in the must-visit group if youíre in central Brussels walking around, drinking and eating.
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  • AMBIANCE 3/5
  • SERVICE 5/10
  • SELECTION 13/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 7/10
  • OVERALL 17/20
t0rin0  (1516) Do Not Resuscitate, California | November 18, 2013
Visited in October 2012.

The dolls, those freaking creepy dolls everywhere. Itís funny but a bit disturbing. Theyíre everywhere, except outside, which is where we sat. We had a table on the edge of the property, with in arms reach of the massive crowd of tourists snapping pictures of the manneken pis statue. That whole area is full of manneken pis trinkets including a giant chocolate one next door to the real thing. I understand that this place is touristy but the service was garbage. The guy was nice enough when he wanted to be but he only showed up once to take our order and that was quite a while after we sat down. Yeah yeah, we get it, your tip is built in to the price so you donít have to give a crap about being friendly but you donít need to be a prick about it. Next time I go to Europe Iím wearing the Homer Simpson Uncle Sam shirt ( http://i.imgur.com/IT3tits.jpg ).

The bottle list is pretty good. Not quite Akkurat but pretty good regardless. I got some random saison that I had never had and everyone else also got ticks. Besides ticks they have some lambic, some saison, and some trappist beers. I didnít ask if they sill had any but inside the building were several cases of empty 1999 Bellevue Selection Lambic bottles.

Over all this is a pretty cool place but like much of Europe if youíre not pretending like you have a lot of money youíll be treated like dirt. Itís funny that a lot of the scores Iíve been giving are considerably lower than the average but thatís almost entirely due to the shitty service.
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  • AMBIANCE 4/5
  • SERVICE 7/10
  • SELECTION 12/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 7/10
  • OVERALL 17/20
brokensail  (1306) Dublin, California | October 8, 2012
A very interesting bar. Plenty of outside seating which is much different from the rather cramped and eccentric/oddly decorated interior. Service was pretty decent, prices were fair, and the beer list was pretty solid as well. Right next to the Mannekin Pis, so you can stop here for a beer after snapping your photos.
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  • AMBIANCE 3/5
  • SERVICE 6/10
  • SELECTION 11/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 5/10
  • OVERALL 15/20
Boudicca  (1125) London, England | April 22, 2011| Updated April 25, 2011
We visited Le Poechenellekelder on 30 March and again on 10 April when passing through Brussels. As others have said, itís right next to the Manneken Pis and, on a sunny day, the pavement cafť area outside is always crowded and hemmed in by hordes of tourists loitering with their cameras pointed towards the diminutive statue. The main bar, which has two rooms, is entered via metal steps up to first floor level (and thereís an equally steep descent to the toilets at the back of the main bar, next to two life size mannequins sitting near a table with comfy cushions on benches reserved for regulars). There are dark wooden tables with small brass plaques commemorating previous occupants and an array of slightly macabre puppets hanging from the walls. If you were to lie on your back on the floor, youíd have the impression of looking down on crates of beer and tables of glasses, which have been fixed to the ceiling. Thereís a reasonable 2-page beer list which included, crucially for me, bottled lambics Ė in my view, there is no other way to start or finish a visit to Belgium than with a Hanssens kriek or something similar. They are relatively pricey here but they are served in a pouring basket and come with a tiny bowl of nibbles.
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  • AMBIANCE 4/5
  • SERVICE 8/10
  • SELECTION 12/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE N/A
  • OVERALL 16/20
nate2g  (1094) Boomtown!, Australia | March 22, 2011
Welcoming bar in the busy foot traffic zone around Manneken Pis. On a quieter day I can easily feel at home here, even with all the kitsch and quirkiness. Definitely loses the appeal when itís jam-packed. Nice selection of lambics but exy for the privilege. Staff are efficient. Enjoyable. (Visited March í10 and again in March í11)
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  • AMBIANCE 5/5
  • SERVICE 8/10
  • SELECTION 10/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 8/10
  • OVERALL 17/20
Leighton  (964) London, England | November 9, 2014
I love the ambiance in here. The decor is dynamic, with lots of puppets and marionettes, beer ephemera, crossbows - the usual. Theyíve got around a hundred bottles, which cover all the classics. Beyond that they have seasonals and a handful of slightly more obscure offerings. Good value, friendly table service. This is a warm, inviting place, and I could easily pass a few hours in here.
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  • AMBIANCE 4/5
  • SERVICE 8/10
  • SELECTION 12/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 7/10
  • OVERALL 15/20
Fin  (950) Merton, Oxfordshire, England, England | October 24, 2012
Back in 2008 with Lynn, Barry, Spud (Nick) and Treacle (Anna) we had a pleasant time here. Beer choice very good, Barry liberated an Orval bottle opener from here though he rather unconvincingly suggested that the barman gave it to him. Service was very good and it is fairly centrally located. Quite strangely we have not been here since, not sure why as we really liked this place.
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  • AMBIANCE 4/5
  • SERVICE 7/10
  • SELECTION 11/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 7/10
  • OVERALL 12/20
BeerandBlues2  (945) Escondido, California | June 17, 2016
This unique Brussels establishment offers a cozy and quaint doll-like interior and a street-side patio. The patio was nice for watching all the tourists pose for Manneken Pis photos. A diverse Belgian beer selection is offered by nearly rude waiters.
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  • AMBIANCE 4/5
  • SERVICE 7/10
  • SELECTION 11/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 5/10
  • OVERALL 15/20
imdownthepub  (868) Banbury, England | January 29, 2016
This is a mix of theatre, junk shop and traditional beer bar all in the same square as the íis that it?í statue in central Brussels. We have always tended to end up in the same part of the pub, so I canít say I have seen everything it has to offer, but with the traditional puppets lining the walls and a whole host of oddities, there is enough to keep the imagination going. The service is attentive and helpful, even if you donít want to eat. The beer menu seemed a little restricted on this visit, I struggled a little to find anything really interesting. All in all a pub we will continue to visit on our infrequent trips. Definitely worth a look.

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