Ass Clown Brewing Company Reviews

Marko	3.5 Ass Clown Hugh Janus (Damn Son edition) Jimmy John Ranch-flavored Altbier? no wonder Theydon_Bois got sprayed all over, that shit's infected by default. Only my training eating semi-expired steak tartare meat in Czechnia held my stomach firm. One has to admit, this is a rare winner from Ass Clown, a sip of this would make boboski come back to the site and return people's trades. The umami off of this is insane. Uncle Roger would probably drown in a tub of this, if you could put it in a tub without risk of corrosion. I am unsure how the panda survived until it got me, but it may have had some WWF help along the way. This is a rollercoaster of flavors, the one designed to kill you. Only we survived. We lucky few. Friday, May 19, 2023
Ibrew2or3	3.9 Ass Clown Hugh Janus (Damn Son edition) Colon sent me this Hugh Janus panda. Smells fine except for the unmistakable smell of 'rear side up' fear. Seems a little thin around the brown starfish. Butt that's OK. I'll just drink more. Friday, May 19, 2023
Theydon_Bois	4.4 Ass Clown Hugh Janus (Damn Son edition) Split a Growler with Joe Muck HE sprayed it all over me like man milk BOOOST Friday, May 19, 2023
thebaldwizard	4.9 Ass Clown Hugh Janus (Damn Son edition) I wasn't sure how to approach this beer, so I decided to come in the back door. Pour is dark brown. Aroma is not great-corn, barnyard, and pig intestine. Taste is horrible, depending on who you ask, but I'm not a fan personally. Dog tongue, homeless newspaper and rank hops. Reminds me quite a bit of Mikeller X. 10/10 would fuck. Friday, May 19, 2023
kevinator	3 Ass Clown Dark Chocolate Sea Salt Stout Average pastry stout. Notes of salt were present with semi-sweet chocolate bits. Medium weight. Sunday, August 28, 2022
kevinator	3 Ass Clown Toffee Peanut Butter Stout Average pastry stout. Was hoping for a little more. Chocolate malts with slight notes of PB and toffee. Sunday, August 28, 2022
kevinator	3.2 Ass Clown Rauchbier By The Campfire Nice smoked malt aroma. Drops off a little in the flavor. Light body with a note of toast. Sunday, August 28, 2022
kevinator	3.3 Ass Clown A Great Day for a Beer (Huell Melon) Described as Pilsner at the brewery. Above average with good pale malt vibes and a clean finish. Sunday, August 28, 2022
kevinator	3.5 Ass Clown Orange Citrus IPA Solid IPA with nice orange and other citrus notes. A tad sweet but good even bitterness. Sunday, August 28, 2022
kevinator	3 Ass Clown Hot Apple Spice Toddy Average fruit beer. Decent but not sure the blend of flavors worked. Apple cider notes with a burn at the end. Sunday, August 28, 2022
kevinator	3.5 Ass Clown Go Reap Yourself Real good American Pale Ale with Carolina Reaper. Pale malt base with mild hops and slow climbing burn at the finish. Sunday, August 28, 2022
kevinator	3.3 Ass Clown Overactor Above average amber with mild roasted notes. Some grains. Light weight and amber color. Sunday, August 28, 2022
hman43	3.2 Ass Clown Spring Is In the Air It pours rose with a pink head. There are berry flavors with dragon fruit. There is a very low prickly pear note in the background with a bit of dough. Sunday, June 13, 2021
drpimento	2.6 Ass Clown Habanero Brown The rumors are very nice classic brown but the flavors are so overpowered by the habanero peppers that you get nothing else really. I like hot peppers and this is ridiculous. It's kind of like a hot pepper slurry tempered with brown ale. would be great to make tacos or pork or something with. Not so much to drink. Friday, March 19, 2021
drpimento	2.9 Ass Clown Helles Flurry Winter Lager First of all we're just starting off on the wrong foot when you name the beer winter lager and in the description it says it's an ale right on the label. So it's a cinnamon blonde beer and that's about it. Sunday, March 14, 2021
drpimento	4 Ass Clown Today's A Lager Kinda Day Doesn't see it on the label but it's a hoppy pale logger. Roma's are fresh lightly citrus hops with some pale malt. Flavors are like nose, Nice balance between bitter, sweet and carbonation. Slightly sweet citrusy finish with good body. Nice beer. Saturday, March 6, 2021
weihenweizen	3.5 Ass Clown One Eyed Gose Refrigerated pint can (4.8% ABV) poured into a glass. Cloudy golden with small white head. Aroma is tart lime, medium body, lower carbonation, and little lacing. Taste is tart lime, tart lemon, and brine. Thursday, November 26, 2020
weihenweizen	3.4 Ass Clown Anew Refrigerated pint can poured into a glass. Cloudy orange with small white head. Aroma is wheat esters, medium/light body, lower carbonation, and little lacing. Taste is wheat esters, sharp citrus, and spice. Saturday, November 7, 2020
malvrich	3.3 Ass Clown Hop Gatekeeper 6 week old pint can A: Poured very clear pale gold but with a thick swirl of sediment and a loose half inch of beige foam that fell fairly quickly. S: Muted scent of wafer cookies, sweet citrus and tropical fruits. T: Brash and moderately bitter citrus hops feature zest and light pith with tart lemon lime pulp towards the very dry woody end. M: Strong carbonation, light body and clean dry finish. Crushable. O: Fairly simplistic and a bit thin but quite tasty and refreshing. Saturday, October 31, 2020
freekyp	4.2 Ass Clown Warehouse Life Ass Clown, you spoil me. Might be my favorite new pale ale. Heavily hazy but has a flavor profile far from the typical. Peppery hop spice is the star with plenty of citrus but no pithiness. Pineapple strong on the nose. Starfruit in there too. Super creamy from the oat addition. Nice looker as well leaving strong lace. Amazing beer. Thursday, August 27, 2020
.nailshorse	2 Ass Clown Habanero Brown Sunday, July 5, 2020
BVery	0.7 Ass Clown Go Reap Yourself Sampled at Great American Beer Festival 2019 in Denver, Colorado. This was truly awful. Painfully spicy and peppery. Monday, October 14, 2019
BVery	3.9 Ass Clown Sour Passion Sampled at Great American Beer Festival 2019 in Denver, Colorado. Tart, passionfruit, citrusy. Monday, October 14, 2019
freekyp	1.7 Ass Clown Meet Me By The Pool Looks like crap. Sludgy yellow with a thin or white head. Lemon rind and cooked oatmeal aroma. Flavor is much the same. Bitter and pithy. Sunday, September 8, 2019
lavaaaron	3.8 Ass Clown Evolved Bottle pour with a deep cloudy ruby purple color, even the head is tinted red. Sour raisin and boysenberry aroma, very strong. Very tart and dry with deep boysenberry, raisin and plum notes. Flavors of brown bread on the finish. Very rich and deep in profile, like a fruit bat to the face. Tuesday, September 3, 2019
freekyp	4.2 Ass Clown Do I Make You Hoppy A super creamy lactose infused IPA with a balance of citrus, pith, pine, and spicy hops. Pours hazy golden with a big creamy white head. Plenty of residual lace. Nicely balanced. Hoppy but not bitter. Even chuggable at 6.5%? Perhaps. An excellent anytime IPA. Get you some ass, clown. Sunday, June 2, 2019
freekyp	2.2 Ass Clown Little Ass (Southern Cross) Hazy light yellow pour with barely a wisp of head. Tropical fruit, hop resin and wildflower nose. Quite sour with a bitter earthy hop snap in the long tail. Not my thing. Sunday, May 19, 2019
riggsfc61	3.4 Ass Clown Habanero Brown Found on tap at bottle shop in Winston-Salem, NC. Medium brown appearance. Light foam. Just a hint of pepper and certainly more on the very subtle side. Saturday, May 4, 2019
HourGlass13	3 Ass Clown Massive Ass Pours up pitch black in the glass. Little to no head. Aroma is chocolate. Taste is chocolate. On the dry side. Weird metallic zing in the finish. Monday, April 22, 2019
riggsfc61	4.2 Ass Clown Warehouse Life Found on tap at Southern Kitchen & Tavern in Mount Holly, NC. Hazy golden with a nice piney and hoppy aroma. Great flavor with well balanced hops. Sunday, February 10, 2019
unclemike	3.2 Ass Clown Hibiscus Rosehip Blonde A golden coloured pour with a medium white head on top. Hoppy, citrus, peach aroma. Tastes similar, hoppy, citrus, peach. A little thin but tasty for the strength. Saturday, February 9, 2019
HourGlass13	3.9 Ass Clown Purple Swirl Pours up a slightly hazy purple color with a frothy pinkish head on top. Aroma is blueberry, raspberry, a mild sweetness which is almost fruit punch like. Taste is sweet, but not overly so, plenty of fresh blueberry and raspberry in the mix along with some mild spices. A very unique complex beer. I wouldnt recommend drinking a lot of it, you might be painting the walls purple!!! Wednesday, February 6, 2019
HourGlass13	3.6 Ass Clown Bluesberry Sour Pours up a deep violet with a off white blueish head. Super blueberry aroma. Taste is deep rich blueberry, a hint of raspberry and plenty of tartness. Sour, but not over the top. Violet Beauregarde would be proud! Wednesday, February 6, 2019
freekyp	2.3 Ass Clown Bluesberry Sour An interesting experiment, Bluesberry pours deep violet with a pink head. Blueberry and celery aroma. Some raspberry tartness. Sour, but not overly. The strange celery tones are not prominent, but obvious enough to be really weird. Saturday, February 2, 2019
emacgee	1.9 Ass Clown Nelson the Dankster God awful, hazy chalky pour. Golden blonde. Aroma and flavor are just awful. Tea, chalk, vitamins, papery, and it smells and tastes just awful. Friday, November 9, 2018
freekyp	4.1 Ass Clown Raisin Up Ass Clown owns this one. Chocolate and dark fruit notes mingle with spicy hop tones to create a Raisinette beer. Amped with mild cinnamon and other fall spices. Served with a brown sugar rim. Pretty pour too; thick head; dark brown; heavily laced. Wednesday, October 24, 2018
HourGlass13	4.2 Ass Clown Raisin Up Pours up a murky dark brown color, with a small tan head. Aroma is cinnamon, raisin, toast. Flavor is complex and amazing. Definitely a beer dominated by dark fruit, like raisin, lots of cinnamon to tingle your tongue, and sweet organic sugar grains. Some toasted bready malts. Amazing beer. Tuesday, October 23, 2018
HourGlass13	3.3 Ass Clown Hibiscus Rosehip Blonde Cloudy murky redish pink pour with a pink foam head on top. Lots of lace. Fruity flower aroma. Taste kind of sweet tart like. But not overly sweet. Dark earthy hint. Some rose petal. Interesting and complex. Drinkable but I wouldnt want a lot of it at one time. Saturday, September 29, 2018
freekyp	2.5 Ass Clown Hibiscus Rosehip Blonde Ok, so there's really nothing wrong with this;it's just super strange. Lots of rose flower character throughout. Lightly sweet. Lightly tart. High spritz carbonation. Pours super cloudy deep pink with a small ring of white head. Friday, September 28, 2018
riggsfc61	4.2 Ass Clown Nelson the Dankster Found from can from Benchmark Provisions in Boone, NC. Pours a thick hazy yellow. Drinks more like a New England style IPA. Great dank hop aroma. Really well mixed with the juicyness up front and a bite of the hop at the end. Really enjoyable and would make a great late summer-early fall New England style option, Sunday, September 16, 2018
realckone	3 Ass Clown Peanut Butter Blended Stout Thursday, August 23, 2018
Travlr	3.5 Ass Clown Plum Sour Draft at Moo & Brew. Murky purple pink color light pink head. Plum and citrus aroma. Taste is Asian sweet and sour earthy plum sauce Friday, August 10, 2018
Mep3222	3.8 Ass Clown Trending Upward IPA Hazy IPA for sure. Like orange juice hazy. Aroma is a pineapple/Melon hoppy with a slight sweet malt base. Taste is melon hops primarily with a bit of tropical mango hops in there as well. Finishes slight sweet, like maybe some lactose in there, but balanced by the hops. Nice overall NEIPA, not too sweet and not too bitter. Nothing about it is blowing me away though. But it is very good overall. Monday, July 30, 2018
Travlr	2.8 Ass Clown Orange Berliner Weisse Description and abv are from the brewer's website not Untappd. Draft at Moo & Brew. Cloudy yellow. Orange juice aroma. Taste is tart orange juice no pulp Thursday, July 5, 2018
tarcon	3.7 Ass Clown Chocolate Sea Salt Hint of Jalapeno Monday, May 21, 2018
SVD	3.7 Ass Clown Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Fun (Ella & Chinook) Can, thanks to a good friend. Hazy orange/yellow/orange juice coloured beer. Small head. Aroma is citrus, yellow fruit, pineapple. Sweet, bitter, bitter citrusy aftertaste. Very nice 737317 Tuesday, May 15, 2018
Travlr	3.2 Ass Clown Rev That Ass Up Draft at Heist, warming up for Neely's bday. Black color small brown head. Coffee aroma. Taste is sweet dark chocolate and espresso Saturday, April 14, 2018
bobbydpierce	4.2 Ass Clown Orange IPA Tuesday, April 3, 2018
Travlr	3.7 Ass Clown Berry Precise Draft at Moo & Brew. Cloudy red color pink head. Blueberry aroma. Taste is lightly tart and very fruity, nice body Tuesday, March 27, 2018
hman43	3.8 Ass Clown The Vines Between Us It pours a hazy yellow with a white head. There are various grapefruit and resin flavors. It also has a creamy texture with some bread in the background. Saturday, February 10, 2018