Heed! Pint! Now! Eye then! We have brewed up a Scottish masterpiece that is sure to have all the cheese eating surrender monkeys and soft heeded sassanacks shaking in their tiny crotched unwashed knickers. Our deep amber brew with just the right amunt of malt sweetness balanced with a touch of hops to balance the end (anyone who says the Scottish don’t use hops will get their face smashed off their face!) So, relax and get a pint of this 80 schilling beauty into yer BELLY! And now our Scottish Ale would like a word with you. Dead Sexy Scottish: I’m Dead Sexy. You Are Crap.