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"when i finally had it... i could sense the doom of a dark omen brewing. it was that unwelcome feeling that makes your hair stand on end." - the happy mask salesman dorkness is an amalgam of light and dark with an abv of just under 3% and pitch brown in color. this dark omen consists of irish stout, caramel, victory, pale chocolate, and black malts. east kent goldings are the sword through the dorkness, and finishes with wet, black kisses from the thames valley ale yeast. each sip is knowing the skull kid is waiting just outside ready to bring down that funeral moon. "two thumbs way way way up" - nocturno culto