GNOMELAND SECURITY REPORT: Gnome man, gnome woman is safe! There’s been an outbreak of zombie gnomes, due to Gnomeo Sapien (if we’re using proper bignomenclature) gene crossed with a mutant gene discovered during the Human Gegnome project. Make gnome mistakes! Stay in your gnome sweet gnome. Put on a movie like E.T. Gnome Gnome, or witness Gnomi Malone’s Character development in Showgirls, and enjoy this smoked saison.