The Buffalo Theory : Well you see, my friends, its like this... A herd of buffalos can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when a herd is hunted, its the slowest and weakest ones in the back, that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the speed and health of the herd keeps improving by the killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only work as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But ofcourse it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, my friends, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers !! [ less ]

The Buffalo Theory : Well you see, my friends, its like this... A herd of buffalos can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when a herd is hunted, its the slowest and weakest ones in the back, that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the speed and health of the herd keeps improving by the killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only work as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake...
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