"Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"People who drink light ’beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI-
"Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!"
"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure."