You can never buy beer, you just rent it. -- "Archie Bunker"
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. -- Al Bundy
Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days. -- Ancient Egyptian Credo
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. -- Ancient Egyptian wisdom
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last...