"This is me Belchum sneaking his phillippy out of his most toocisive bottle of Tilsiter. This is the libel on the battle." (FW 009)

- Accidentally Belgian, geolocationally German, eutopically European. @bartlebeer

Ratings tend to be offshoots of circumstance & the delusion of the day, loosely motivated by the non-scientific impulse to triangulate DE(CH/AT)-BE(FR/IT)-(UK)US beer terroirs and drinking cultures.

As a ludic project in comparative anthropozythology (tm) I am introducing the
Ratebeer Miserable Boozer/Bastard Index (MBI):

MBI = (Amount of beers rated 3.9 or higher) / (Total Amount of Beers rated) (in %)

Works like pH levels. If your MBI drops below 10%, start asking yourself some serious questions whether you still like drinking beer, are consciously seeking out quality or poor new stuff, or just like voicing disappointment with your (drinking) life in general.

Advanced MBI (AMBI): (beers rated 4.0 or higher)
/
(Total beers rated)

Currently looking to try more traditional UK ales, Baltic Porters, Polish beers and work through MJ’s 500, 1001 BTTBYD. [ less ]

"This is me Belchum sneaking his phillippy out of his most toocisive bottle of Tilsiter. This is the libel on the battle." (FW 009)

- Accidentally Belgian, geolocationally German, eutopically European. @bartlebeer

Ratings tend to be offshoots of circumstance & the delusion of the day, loosely motivated by the non-scientific impulse to triangulate DE(CH/AT)-BE(FR/IT)-(UK)US beer terroirs and drinking cultures.

As...
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