On the back of a servers tee shirt @ The Vine in Mesa, AZ. " You canít drink all day if you donít start in the morning"
Cousinís husband on drinking beer before noon; The time somewhere in the world is after noon. Time for a beer.
WARNING: consumption of beer may lead you to believe youíre invisible.
While I was watching sports on TV one weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the
need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
Sometimes itís tough being married to a smartass.