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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"People who drink light ’beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ’It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’"
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
"The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who’s drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck."
-Warwick Franks
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"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"People who drink light ’beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their...
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