UPDATED: MAR 22, 2021 40oz bottle shared with commonshawn and jerseyguy. Grainy light golden with basically no head. Nose is sweet grainy malt and not really good at all. Taste really just completes the brown bag puzzle. Lots of malty sweetness and leaves your mouth in a bad way. Just relieved it's not tied with duct tape to my hands.

UPDATED: MAR 22, 2021 40oz bottle with commonmac and jerseyguy during March madness. Light gold with small white head. Sweet grain cheap beer smell. Taste is thin watery sweet grain, no depth. Gets worse as you drink more.

UPDATED: JAN 30, 2021 Pours amber with a huge white head. Aroma of acerbic rice malt. Taste has watery rice malt, carbonic flavor. Palate has lingering acerbic rice. Eh.

UPDATED: MAR 30, 2020 This is a classic brew. Brown paper bags are required when drinking this, as is a cold temperature. When cold, it's tasteless. When warm, it becomes buttery and slick.

UPDATED: MAR 24, 2020 Pours clear straw yellow with a thick ivory head. So far, so good. Aroma offers crisp fresh malt - maybe this won't be as awful as I expected. Wan flavor features crisp malt and hints of piney hops and apple. Texture presents so-so body and fizz. All in all, not as bad as I expected - but it's still slop.

UPDATED: MAR 2, 2020 An easy drinking tasteless alcoholic beverage. My guess, especially made for raging alcoholics.

UPDATED: FEB 12, 2020 HG hasn’t forgotten about the underrated. The leftovers. The left outs and the rejected. HG stands for all beer.... except Miller. Throw Miller back into the trash lake where it’s made from.

UPDATED: SEP 29, 2019 Can't believe I haven't it some words to this one. Gold pour, large fast fading head. Corn and faint ape aroma and taste. Lighter body, sweet finish. Works every time: but what it was setting out to do.... Your guess is as good as mine.

UPDATED: AUG 1, 2019 Classic context beer. I used to love drinking this while working at a BC ski resort, but take it out of its appropriate context and it works about as well as a polar bear in Jamaica

UPDATED: JUL 16, 2019 Served from 24 oz can into pint glass. Standard pale straw color, thin white head with wispy lacing. Aroma of toasted malt. Mouthfeel is medium with a dry finish. Flavors of cracker, corn, grain husks with some hops to balance the sweet malts. Overall: decent.