UPDATED: NOV 22, 2023 (sample, can) Clear golden. Medium white head. Sweet, malty, some fruity. Medium body. Quite ok.

UPDATED: JUN 17, 2023 My favoruite beer. I can drink about 7 or 8 of these easy. If you're trying to get drunk for cheap (which i usually am) these are perfect. Whenever I feel the shakes coming on i head on to my local liquor store, pick some of these up and i'm feeling good as new. Works as well as replacment for a morning coffee.

UPDATED: JUN 17, 2023 Ok, so this is a good beer for getting drunk, 8%, it will get you boozed, like just walk down a sidewalk boozing 6 of these and the night will be fun, problably... you might get stabbed. but you wont feel it becasue of colt 45.

UPDATED: MAR 31, 2023 It's a malt liquor, what did you expect, the naysayers? Back in the day Colt 45 was out in front of the other brewers, a guilty pleasure, today the abv is below the average IPA. No matter. I finally found a 16 oz can at Half Time to belatedly taste. No glass, no paper bag this time. I have a drink. Sweet malt, grain, water, a bare touch of citrus and plowed field. A good tasting malt liquor, actually tastes like beer. Now, if they would only kick the abv up to 7.5% or so, you might really have something here.

UPDATED: AUG 14, 2022 One of the smoothest malts out there. Easy to drink and refreshing. I recommend it. “Colt 45. It works every time.” Cheers.

UPDATED: MAR 22, 2021 40oz bottle shared with commonshawn and jerseyguy. Grainy light golden with basically no head. Nose is sweet grainy malt and not really good at all. Taste really just completes the brown bag puzzle. Lots of malty sweetness and leaves your mouth in a bad way. Just relieved it's not tied with duct tape to my hands.

UPDATED: MAR 22, 2021 40oz bottle with commonmac and jerseyguy during March madness. Light gold with small white head. Sweet grain cheap beer smell. Taste is thin watery sweet grain, no depth. Gets worse as you drink more.

UPDATED: JAN 30, 2021 Pours amber with a huge white head. Aroma of acerbic rice malt. Taste has watery rice malt, carbonic flavor. Palate has lingering acerbic rice. Eh.

UPDATED: MAR 30, 2020 This is a classic brew. Brown paper bags are required when drinking this, as is a cold temperature. When cold, it's tasteless. When warm, it becomes buttery and slick.

UPDATED: MAR 24, 2020 Pours clear straw yellow with a thick ivory head. So far, so good. Aroma offers crisp fresh malt - maybe this won't be as awful as I expected. Wan flavor features crisp malt and hints of piney hops and apple. Texture presents so-so body and fizz. All in all, not as bad as I expected - but it's still slop.