Beer Ratings: Rants

Bender Wolfsteiner Grafen-Radler 1.4  
Brauerei Bender Mühlhausen, Bavaria
Brotiger Start mit wässriger Zitrone. Sehr wässrig bleibend, minimal herb. Langweilig. 5/5/6/5/4/4 Koelschtrinker

Schwarzbräu PULL Cherry 1.6  
Brauerei Schwarzbräu Zusmarshausen, Bavaria
Künstlicher, sehr süßer Kirschgeschmack. Daneben trocken nach Cola, kein Bier. Muss nicht sein. 7/5/6/5/6/5 Koelschtrinker

Winkler Berchinger Leichte Weisse 1.9  Mild herb-hefiger Antrunk, geringe Säure. Geringe helle Getreidigkeit, monoton. Hintergründig ein wenig Banane. 8/6/7/6/5/6 Koelschtrinker

Distelhäuser Hefe-Weizen Alkoholfrei 1.8  
Distelhäuser Brauerei Tauberbischofsheim-Distelhausen, Baden-Württemberg
Wässriger, mild säuerlicher Antrunk, hell malzig, Noten von Cornflakes. Laff, monoton. 12/6/5/5/8/5 Koelschtrinker

Spalter Weissbier Alkoholfrei 1.5  
Stadtbrauerei Spalt Spalt, Bavaria
Säuerlicher, wenig hefiger Start. Geringe Bitterkeit, wässrig brotig. Langweilig. 8/5/5/4/7/4 Koelschtrinker

Benediktiner Weissbier Dunkel 1.6  
Klosterbrauerei Ettal Ettal, Bavaria
Een van de meest smakeloze, waterigste en slapste bieren die ik ooit heb gedronken. stijnemans90

Coors Light 1.3  Bottle @ Superbowl XLI. Pours light golden with a small head. Notes of malts, sweat, water, weak and some light herbal. bursprak

Pipeworks Super Pina Collider 1.9  
Pipeworks Brewing Company Chicago, Illinois
Bomber. Murky golden pour, no head. Nose is some coconut, peaches, butterscotch. Mouth is a hot mess. Diacetyl (not esters) and phenolic in nose, and butter-scotchy as fuck in the mouth. As a homebrewer (and have been since 1989), I’ll say this: if I brewed something like this, I’d chalk it up as an error but drink every last bottle it because I spent a fair amount on the grain-bill and as a Gen-X’er was raised by Boomer parents who raised me not to be wasteful. This could be an isolated problem with the bottling... but my own experience leads me to believe that is unlikely. I’ve had over 100 beers from P-Dubs and I’m saying this as a huge fan, not a douchey critic:. my constructive criticism for you fellas would be that yes, you’re generally good at rocking the boat, but that said, you guys do best when not trying to get too iconoclastic. ryecatcher

10 Barrel Pub Beer 1.9  Can. Mostly clear yellow pour with a white head. Lots of corn. Quite sweet. Some garbage juice. BVery

Dixie Beer 1.2  
Dixie Brewing Co. New Orleans, Louisiana
Bottle in NOLA. pours gold with thin white head that dissipates quickly. Grass and herbal aroma with some subtle pepper notes. Grass and subtle fruit with some light bread notes. Effervescent mouthfeel. ---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone Carlisle

Grain Belt Lock and Dam Lager 1.8  
August Schell Brewing Company New Ulm, Minnesota
Bottle. Orange pour. Smells like a skunk - awful. Tastes better, but that isn’t saying much. Gross. BVery

Pabst Blue Ribbon 1.9  
Pabst Brewing Company Los Angeles, California
Can. Pours clear pale yellow. Aroma and flavor are corn, pale malt, faint floral notes, and some funk. Light body. sonnycheeba

Frio 6.0 1.8  
Quality Brewers Memphis, Tennessee
Frio 6.0 has a medium white head, a clear, bubbly golden appearance, and a bit of lacing left behind, on the glass. The aroma is of a odd grape drink thing, with some strange, off smells. Taste is likewise off and odd- again, the cheap, store-brand grape drink mix. No sort of hop bitterness, here. Mouthfeel is light and watery, and Frio 6.0 finishes somewhat crisp and finishable. I didn’t dump any out. RJT ronaldtheriot

Bicycle Craft Mr. Templeton’s Wee Heavy (Rum Barrel Aged ) 1.1  
Bicycle Craft Brewery Ottawa, Ontario
Bottled at Ottawa gathering. Cloudy dark brown, mid sized head. Rubbery nose. Sweet with medium body and blown up fizzy mouthfeel. Samiak and lots of rubber. Chemical finish. omhper

Bicycle Craft Mr. Templeton’s Wee Heavy (Rum Barrel Aged ) 1.1  
Bicycle Craft Brewery Ottawa, Ontario
A reddish copper ale with a thin mocha head. In aroma, horrible gasoline fart, rotten vegetables, rubber bands, bad. In mouth, a sweet caramel malt with light band aid, wet rag, infected mess. Bottle from brewery, Ottawa meets Sweden tasting, Feb 2017. Lubiere


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