Beer Ratings: Anomalous

Helsingborgs Bryggeri Helsingborg, Skåne

Angel Eyes är en mycket god öl med smak av kaffe, kanel, pepparkaka och fikon. Kaneldoft.

Brooklyn Brewery Brooklyn, New York

From a can, who cares if its really hazy or not? Its just another bullshit straight up bitter beer and I don't like the style. Whatever. Its terribly on style and its just another of 100 billion trilliums IPA out there. Brook has finally CAUGHT THE WAVE BUT ITS CRASHING. Just GET DOWN TO REAL BEER WITHoUT A stupid ass bastard IPA INFLUENCE WILL YAH? There, what of it? Beermail me with a stupid straight up ass reply, will yah? Just asking. I think rating this without seeing it makes me more likely to rate it above a 1, heheh

Zagovor Brewery Mytishchi, Moscow Oblast

Høj/mørk rød, brunlig, nærmet lidt lilla, ingen skum, og ret flad, en del bundfald. Aroma er mørk rød frugt, kirsebær, hindbær, og vanilje, laktose, chokolade, lidt kunstig, lidt for mærkelig til at være god. Smagen er syrlig, bær, som egentlig er fin, men med noget lidt kvalm vanilje, laktose, kage. Alt for mærkelig og lidt for kunstig til at være god.

Browar Stu Mostów Wrocław, Lower Silesian

Can. Very bitter water mostly, with minor notes of lychee, rose petals, green olives, resin and grapefruit. No sweetness, no flavour. Pointless.

Browar Funky Fluid Warszawa, Masovian

Can. Boozy, astringent, undercarbonated water with notes of catpiss, cactus, flowers, kaffir lime and lemongrass. Over the top moonshine stuff.

Heineken España, S.A. & DHL (Heineken) Sevilla, Andalusia

Easy to drink Pilsner with little hop. Light sweet but balanced. Fresh in Spain it is refreshing.

Founders Brewing Company (Mahou San Miguel) Grand Rapids, Michigan

Bottle. Dark brown, beige head. Caramel, dark malt, very woody, syrup. Was not into this. Drain poured 80%.

White Rabbit Brewery (Lion Co. - Kirin Holdings) Geelong, Victoria

(tap) Served at 0.1 degrees C , beer has a cola-like colour. Some toasty notes in aroma ( not much). Little hops, dull cardboard taste. Finish a bit yeasty. Kind of an expensive copy of Tooheys old, don't bother.

Brewery Ommegang (Duvel Moortgat) Cooperstown, New York

Big pounder can from my son in law as a gift. Thank you big ben. Nose is mildly candy, almost hints of sweety candylike higher alky beer. First taste is big bitter hoppy bastard, like any other on style IPA. Initially seems to be quite hoppy fresh in its character. Bitterness manifests itself into the back of the throaty, yes on style for this IPA BS. How many IPA can you make in the world to be able to say its a macro? Just asking. Getting a bit europhobicly euphoric near the middle, a little boozy in its behavior considering its only 6.5. Eye is a touch orange, but mostly yellow and pale hazy. Ommegang, goes to Cooperstown and then, guess what? Yer in the old country, must be a space warp er sumthin. There you have it. At least it has some co2 to give it basic refreshment notes.

AleBrowar Lebork, Pomeranian

Bottle. Overripe orange reminiscent of orange drops, light pasion fruit, white grapes, gooseberry, lime, eucaliptus, camomille. Very sweet with next to no bitterness and not even juicy. Pointless.

Browar Funky Fluid Warszawa, Masovian

Can. Lots of yuzu making the beer perfume-like. Almost no mango, next to no pineapple. Horrible, astringent bitterness. A disaster.

Browar Maryensztadt Zwoleń, Masovian

Can. Dark chocolate, walnuts, hazelnuts, some licorice laden roast in the finish. All of that pales thrust against this beer's harshness. It smells and tastes mostly of nail polish and moonshine gone in the worst direction possible. Drainpour.

Browar Funky Fluid Warszawa, Masovian

Can. Coconut, pineapple, apricot, orange drops, irritating hopburn. Also, too much dill from Sabro. Disappointing,

Maltgarden Kołobrzeg, West Pomeranian

Can. Faint mosaic, mango, citrus, petroleum. Almost no aroma. Light sweet, light astringent, some apples in the finish. Light astringent water. A mess indeed.

Big Timber Brewing Company Elkins, West Virginia

Not sure about the mouthfeel, nose, notes, body, blah blah blah. This, along with Lawson's Sip of Sunshine, are the only two IPAs that I never get tired of, Heady Topper included. Bonus - they sell this at my local beer store, vs. a 500 mile drive for my beloved SoS. My 22-year-old son says this tastes like pine cones (which we never fed him as a child, honestly) but I say it tastes like heaven.