czar (9004) - Québec, Quebec, CANADA - FEB 11, 2015
big almost transparent greenish bottle - low hopes that is. pours clear pale yellow with a shortly disappearing white cap, some lacing. sweet cereals, grains mixture - cheap bread, green skunkiness, cardboard, clean yeast. average carbonation, light body - watery; relatively dry grassy-herbal finish. minus oxidation, this is not a horrid light concotion. StueyD (1582) - Heacham, Norfolk, ENGLAND - JAN 27, 2015
A golden yellow coloured beer with a frothy but weak white head. An off-putting rubbery, cheesy aroma on opening the bottle, then a metallic hop aroma later. Dry and fizzy mouthfeel. The taste is only slightly more palatable than the aroma, some hoppiness, then a cloying malt flavour. There is still a lot of the rubbery element in the background. An unfortunate lingering finish.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone Leighton (21087) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - JAN 11, 2015
Bottle shared at chriso’s pre-GBBF shindig 2013 - London. Pours clear pale yellow with a creamy white head. Smells impressively skunky. Almost no sweetness - or anything else, for that matter - just some more skunky pale bread and mild poo. Light bodied with fine to average carbonation. Very bland on the finish, with no bitterness and minimal malt character. Impressively devoid of flavor. jackl (8029) - Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA - FEB 5, 2014
Bottle @ Chriso’s Pre-GBBF Shindig. The pour’s light gold with a small head. The nose is pretty faint. Maybe a bit of lemon, knackered cereal. Similar flavor. Some apple, a bit of honey, paper. Really light, fizzy. Overall, poor. rauchbier (3882) - Isle Of Beer, Lincolnshire, ENGLAND - JAN 26, 2014
Bottle, from Lidl. Pale gold, thin short lived white head and low condition. Gentle sweet grain and trace hops in the nose, quite thin in the mouth with a dominant but harsh hop bitterness, briefly lingering in the finish
tommann (3715) - Dudley, West Midlands, ENGLAND - JAN 10, 2014
440ml can. Pours dark gold with a small head. Aroma is lemon, with hints of fish and the fart you’d have a morning after a curry. Taste is pretty much just carbonated water. Slight hint of lemon. fonefan (48740) - VestJylland, DENMARK - OCT 30, 2013
rok1024 (1272) - Maribor, SLOVENIA - SEP 15, 2013
Bottle 660ml. @ [ (chriso Pre-GBBF Shindig) by chriso - London ].
Clear medium yellow colour with a small large, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting, white head. Aroma is light moderate malty, pale malt, cornish, light to moderate hoppy, grass. Flavour is moderate to light sweet with a average duration, grassy, malty, thin. Body is light to medium, texture is watery, carbonation is soft. 
Bright yellow appearance with medium head. Malty, not much aroma, slightly watery. Medium refreshing, average lager. yespr (44810) - Copenhagen O, DENMARK - AUG 10, 2013
66 cl bottle. Pours clear and golden yellow with a small white head. Aroma is cornish to grainy. Bitter, toasted malty and grassy to cornish. Dey and bitter finish. berkshirejohn (6451) - Bracknell, Berkshire, ENGLAND - JUL 10, 2013
UPDATED: NOV 9, 2013 66cl bottle from Aldi. Pale straw with a ring of white head; grassy hop aroma; grassy taste with a sweet cereal body; and a slightly cloying finish. Better than anticipated!