chrisv10 (16150) - - SEP 16, 2012
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle @ FOneFan. Clear golden with small white head. Aroma is malt and grainy. Flavour is malt, grainy, hop, little bitter and watery.
Maracuja05 (978) - Mainz, GERMANY - FEB 19, 2017
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
12-02-17 // from a bottle to a plastic cup on a concert. The description is perfect "fake news" or "alternative facts" because its just not true. This beer sucks, it has a big offtasting flavour.
wheresthepath (2229) - Buckinghamshire, ENGLAND - DEC 23, 2016
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle at Great Expecetations, Reading. Pallid gold with an excessive and unpleasantly prickly fizz in the thin body. Metal dominates throughout; it’s possibly the most metallic beer I’ve ever had. I thought at one point I detected a hint of biscuit, and there was definitely a bit of cardboard in the finish. But mainly it’s metal, with a long-lasting and unpleasant aftertaste. Disgusting. Possibly poisonous. Avoid.
Capa (3006) - Kitsap, Washington, USA - NOV 24, 2016
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Drank from the bottle aboard USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74) while at sea. It was our Thanksgiving Day treat. Oddly sweet and bready with mild earthy hop notes. Reminds me of wort that hasn’t been fermented yet. An attempt at a clean and crisp finish with a lingering wet malt flavor profile. Medium bodied. Not very good.
gyllenbock (8532) - Stockholm, SWEDEN - OCT 25, 2016
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle at the Lufthansa Senator Lounge and NUE Airport. Clear golden with a small white head. Aroma of grass and some boiled vegetables. Similar taste. Very light and with a bitter metallic finish.
ozzy70 (969) - Omaha, Nebraska, USA - SEP 7, 2016
1.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
12 oz. bottle. Poured clear golden, small foamy white head. Aroma was grassy, sweet malt. Taste was medium sweet, some malted barley, watery.
lotsalaughs (171) - Alberta, CANADA - AUG 28, 2016
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Light gold pour with tall white head. Foam collapses instantly, giving off a skunk grass aroma. Taste is off- some strange sour green tea like impression with musty grain. Carbonation is high, and has a fizzy, thin mouthfeel. Finish is dry, but a metallic skunky funk remains. I dumped this one as it only got worse as it got warmer. Junk.
trapped (2682) - New York, TURKEY - JUL 1, 2016
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle. Pours pale yellow with large foamy white head, light malt aroma, high carbonation, weak malt taste, watery body, abrupt finish. Not bad as alcohol free beers go.
huineman (628) - Madrid, SPAIN - MAY 3, 2016
3.7 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
I don’t think this beer is fairly rated (zero score!); obviously we can’t compare it against a high trappist quadrupel or something like that, but that’d be missing the point: this is a no-alcohol lager, and there I think it excels. It pours deep golden with nice off-white head (good lacing). Aroma is mainly oats, wheat, porridge and other cereal-related stuff. Taste is sweetish, slightly bitter, with a thick mouthfeel. If you are looking for a teetotaler brew, this could very well be your option.
Psytron (2072) - Turku, FINLAND - APR 22, 2016
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Drunk from bottle. Smell of straw, malt. Aroma of straw, paper, rubber. Mildly bitter. Lively carbon.
LasseVPedersen (401) - Aarhus C, DENMARK - MAR 9, 2016
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle, 33cl. Just avoid. Waste of words to describe just how anonymous and boring this beer is. No real aroma or flavour. Just mineralwater, metallic with sweetener.