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RATINGS: 140   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.73/5   EST. CALORIES: 300   ABV: 10%
COMMERCIAL DESCRIPTION
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. Imperial chocolate milk stout brewed with real cocoa, clocking in at 10%abv, and making love to your mouth like a horny sorority girl.

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3.8
Cavie (4805) - Arlington, Texas, USA - JUL 3, 2017
At On Tap. Dark brown appearance, clear. Coffee grounds on the nose. Roast, lots of chocolate. Sweet chocolate flavor, coffee with a dry finish. Good.

4
dfinney23 (3424) - Houston, Texas, USA - JUN 23, 2017
Damn that’s good. I little one-dimensional but that dimension is delicious so I don’t really mind. Cocoa comes through loud and strong, fortunately not too sweet but still so chocolaty we saved it for dessert.

3.6
travita (5008) - Dallas, Texas, USA - APR 19, 2017
Tap. The look is dark, black in color, thick tan head. The smell is malt, roast, chocolate, coffee, pretty decent. The taste is basically the same decent beer but I have seen better from this brewery and others

3.8
Andrew196 (1991) - Katy, Texas, USA - MAR 11, 2017
Draft at Growler - pours almost black, mahogany edges, frothy tan head. Aroma is aggressively chocolate, cocoa powder. Milky initially on the tongue with a tinge toward the finish. Heavy chocolate again, lactose, traces of nuttiness, dark roast. These guys do everything aggressive so I would expect nothing different if they’re looking for chocolate. Good but not their best... The chocolate dominated everything else.

3.5
DrunkSanta410 (972) - Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA - FEB 18, 2017
Tap at the brewery. Black pour, thick head. Aroma is milk chocolate, cocoa, faint licorice and vanilla. Taste is cocoa, milk chocolate, lightly bitter dark chocolate aftertaste. Huge chocolate bomb. Bit overly sweet. Faintly boozy. Pretty good.

4.1
bulldogops (2907) - Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA - NOV 15, 2016
Rating #2295 - 2016.01.05 - 650mL bottle from CBI - this got some limited play in Western Canada on a Clown Shoes shipment. Beautiful dark brown pour with a fairly foamy tan head with mild lacing. Aroma is chocolate, coffee, roasted malt. Taste is oaty and thick, almost sludgy on the mouth feel, but layered with hints of vanilla and chocolate. Medium alcohol warmth. Depth of complexity and character for just another horny sorority girl.

3.8
hayduke (5634) - Eureka, California, USA - AUG 1, 2016
Sampled at esbls. In the sample glad was black with tan foam. Nose of well roasted chocolate malts with some coffee. Mddiiiml body. Flavor is roasted malts, with the chocolate and coffee in good balance. Finishes bitter/ Very nice.

3.6
Strykzone (7624) - Wood River, Illinois, USA - JUL 18, 2016
Sampled at esbls. Very dark with a beige head. Big chocolate everything. Dry dark bitter brings dry bitterness. Roast with all of that chocolate. If you like chocolate . . . . .

4.2
rougeau13 (3182) - Richmond, Texas, USA - JUN 9, 2016
On tap at Whole Foods. Black with a lacy tan head. Aroma of dark chocolate, roast, and coffee. Taste is rich, roasty and bitter. Full bodied and smooth. Well done.

3.6
Theydon_Bois (20600) - Hazlemere, the lower Xhitlerns, Buckinghamshire, ENGLAND - MAY 15, 2016
Crowler shared in the Fart Dungeon, thanks to Daniel, 29/01/16. Pitch black with a dirty tan head. Nose is dark chocolate, liquorice, spice, roasted malt. Taste comprises roast malt, bitter cocoa, tar, liquorice stick, molastic qualities, black pepper trace. Full bodied, fine carbonation, rising boost in the close. Respectable enough impy.


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