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RATINGS: 141   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.73/5   EST. CALORIES: 300   ABV: 10%
COMMERCIAL DESCRIPTION
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. Imperial chocolate milk stout brewed with real cocoa, clocking in at 10%abv, and making love to your mouth like a horny sorority girl.

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TheCrowsNest (76) - Redondo Beach, California, USA - APR 7, 2013
Oily black with thin foam. Dark chocolate, roast, coffee, burnt caramel. Medium bodied, toffee flavors accompanied by acrid roast and chocolate. Mouthfeel has more carbonation than the appearance leads to believe. ABV is well hidden.


3.6
travita (4985) - Dallas, Texas, USA - APR 19, 2017
Tap. The look is dark, black in color, thick tan head. The smell is malt, roast, chocolate, coffee, pretty decent. The taste is basically the same decent beer but I have seen better from this brewery and others

3.8
Andrew196 (1851) - Katy, Texas, USA - MAR 11, 2017
Draft at Growler - pours almost black, mahogany edges, frothy tan head. Aroma is aggressively chocolate, cocoa powder. Milky initially on the tongue with a tinge toward the finish. Heavy chocolate again, lactose, traces of nuttiness, dark roast. These guys do everything aggressive so I would expect nothing different if they’re looking for chocolate. Good but not their best... The chocolate dominated everything else.

3.5
DrunkSanta410 (921) - Houston, Texas, USA - FEB 18, 2017
Tap at the brewery. Black pour, thick head. Aroma is milk chocolate, cocoa, faint licorice and vanilla. Taste is cocoa, milk chocolate, lightly bitter dark chocolate aftertaste. Huge chocolate bomb. Bit overly sweet. Faintly boozy. Pretty good.

4.1
bulldogops (2490) - Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA - NOV 15, 2016
Rating #2295 - 2016.01.05 - 650mL bottle from CBI - this got some limited play in Western Canada on a Clown Shoes shipment. Beautiful dark brown pour with a fairly foamy tan head with mild lacing. Aroma is chocolate, coffee, roasted malt. Taste is oaty and thick, almost sludgy on the mouth feel, but layered with hints of vanilla and chocolate. Medium alcohol warmth. Depth of complexity and character for just another horny sorority girl.

3.8
hayduke (5187) - Eureka, California, USA - AUG 1, 2016
Sampled at esbls. In the sample glad was black with tan foam. Nose of well roasted chocolate malts with some coffee. Mddiiiml body. Flavor is roasted malts, with the chocolate and coffee in good balance. Finishes bitter/ Very nice.

3.6
Strykzone (7299) - Wood River, Illinois, USA - JUL 18, 2016
Sampled at esbls. Very dark with a beige head. Big chocolate everything. Dry dark bitter brings dry bitterness. Roast with all of that chocolate. If you like chocolate . . . . .

4.2
rougeau13 (2954) - Richmond, Texas, USA - JUN 9, 2016
On tap at Whole Foods. Black with a lacy tan head. Aroma of dark chocolate, roast, and coffee. Taste is rich, roasty and bitter. Full bodied and smooth. Well done.

3.6
Theydon_Bois (19189) - Hazlemere, the lower Xhitlerns, Buckinghamshire, ENGLAND - MAY 15, 2016
Crowler shared in the Fart Dungeon, thanks to Daniel, 29/01/16. Pitch black with a dirty tan head. Nose is dark chocolate, liquorice, spice, roasted malt. Taste comprises roast malt, bitter cocoa, tar, liquorice stick, molastic qualities, black pepper trace. Full bodied, fine carbonation, rising boost in the close. Respectable enough impy.

4
phaleslu (10097) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - FEB 25, 2016
Crowler shared by djd07 - thanks again, DJ! The otherwise blank crowler was markered up with the name of the beer and "about 10%" on it. Pours an opaque dark cocoa brown with a small beige head that settles into a tiny ring. Notes of chocolate, coffee, roasted malts, ash, caramel, and tobacco. Medium-bodied, with low carbonation and a roasty, rich mouthfeel. Nice.

3.5
DSG (14685) - Tel Aviv, ISRAEL - FEB 12, 2016
[1/29/16] Crowler sample at a hotel room bottle share during RBWG 2016 in Santa Rosa. Thanks everyone who shared bottles! Black with a tan head. Aroma of roast, coffee, licorice, hops. Roasty flavor with chocolate, coffee, licorice, bitter hops. Medium-bodied.


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